Troy Deeney

Off to China with Iggy?

http://www.espnfc.co.uk/story/3034417/multiple-chinese-clubs-targeting-watford-striker-troy-deeney-sources

 

I wonder how they made the bid.

I'll have a number 9 and a number 24 please, plus can you throw in some prawn crackers?

 

That explains why this was seen on the Grand Union earlier...

 

Most of them end up running the place.

 

According to the Mirror a bid of 25 million will be put in for him if he gives indication he'd be happy to leave to China.

 

He won't go, but £25m is higher than we would be offered by any clubs over here based on his performances this season.

 

We can buy a side of beef with extra dripping with that money.

 

Think £2.5 million is higher than we woud be offered over here!

 

He's worth that just for scrap

 

I'd love to see him playing over there, just smashing 5"7 centre backs all over the place

 

All joking aside, if he doesn't get back to his previous form and fitness very soon, I would be happy to sell him to the Chinese along with Ighalo. Perhaps we could sell them as a package deal BOGOF!

 

has this arsewhole been sold yet?

 

Tbf I think that is how he would describe himself and the words would also sound good in a "for sale" brochure.

 

Troy apparently isn't interested in a move to China but is open to a move to Grampus Eight as he'd be really really big in Japan.

 

Very good

 

Unfortunately he is REALLY BIG everywhere these days

 

When Troy Deeney's name is written in Chinese it's a black and white outline drawing on a bacon double cheese

Fact

 

He prefers Grampus 8 to Watford 0

 

I always used to think it was Granpa's 8.

You can imagine the hilarity when I realised my mistake.

 

Just ruined a far funnier joke I was about to post. I will keep it to myself now and have a sn igger (gap needed to avoid rude word) over a coconut crunch. Your loss.

 

I like this, tell us anyway.

 

The moments gone. But it was bloody hilarious.

 

How about I delete my post, you delete yours then proceed with the joke?

 

I'll delete that one above too, and this one

 

What is a coconut crunch please or has TD eaten them all?

 

Thanks for the kind offer but i will save it for the next time Deeney and Grampas 8 come up in a thread. Can't wait.

Ps coconut crunch is a biscuit....though I may have made up the name. Coconuty crunchy biscuit thing.

 

You get eight in a packet. Think they're called Grampas

 

Delete all your posts then don't post any more?

 

Or he can reregister with a new username like a pathetic little **** like you. Eh Kieren?

 

Is that kieran, surname beginning with C ends in S?

 

What are the middle letters - game of hangman anyone?

C***s

My turn - n

C*n*s

Who's next?

 

Certs?