Tories Killed Lady Di

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Jun 21, 2021.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    As revealed in the ever-reliable Mail today!

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...pted-princess-delay-return-Britain-Paris.html

    It seems the Tory chums were being beastly to her because of her campaigning against landmines, when they rather liked landmines. Or more accurately the profits made from selling landmines. So to escape the bowtied blue bullying and bombast of the likes of 'Lord' Howe and Geoffrey Wiggins, she decided to stay in Paris rather than return home to blighty. The rest, fellow hornets, is history.
     
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  2. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Simply confirming my usual suspicions.
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    No, it was definitely Labour.....
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Another thread ruined.
     
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  5. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Surprised the Mail are criticising the Tories given their readership?

    They’d appeal more if they blamed the BBC!
     
  6. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    And all this time I thought it was illegal immigrants and house prices that did it
     
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  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Maybe, but there is a big split in the Tory world between the old hilariously titled ‘One Nation’ Tories and the new insurgent UKIP Tory, culture war boneheads of which Boris is the figurehead and the Mail’s darling.

    Last Thursday, with the by-election spanking in Chesham, the Old Tory corpse threatened to reanimate and leave its coffin to join the Lib Dems. The Mail is simply hammering a few nails in before it can go any further.
     
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