Three Interesting True Facts About Yourself

1. I've only ever punched 2 people in the face, they are both dead now.
2. I'm a magazine centrefold.
3. Yoghurt disgusts me.

 

You must have a really hard punch.

 

1. I’ve never broken a bone but have had one removed.
2. I was ambidextrous as a child before settling on being left handed, and now can’t write anything with my right.
3. I was the top buyer of Sainsburys’ Brie, Bacon and Chilli Chutney sandwiches in my local area on year when I lived in the West Midlands.

 

*one year (sorry @Keighley).

 

1/ I have seen and photographed over 2600 species of wild bird.
Ah sorry, “interesting”. Start again.
1/ In 2008 I married my girlfriend from the late 1980s after not seeing her for 17 years and marrying someone else inbetween.
2/ I am terrified of wasps and heights.
3/ I have 2 sons I’ve not seen for 18 years. Their choice.

 

1. I’m a creep.
2. I’m a weirdo.
3. What the hell am I doing here, I don’t belong here.

 

Off you go then. I don't think we'd notice, when you're not around.

 

1. I was born with a smile on my face.
2. The whole of my life's been a pantomime.
3. Born with the need to embrace.

 

Make us feel fine, inject some sunshine ? You're failing .

 

I spend too long running a football prediction league
I spend too long chasing fellow fans for predictions
I spend too long running a football prediction league for weirdos

 

1) turns out I’m quite boring
2) see point 1
3) see point 2

 

1. I was once in a TV series on LWT with Kevin Keegan and George Best in 1984
2. I have scored a free kick against a then England goalkeeper
3. All teams I support wear yellow, not by choice but just happened that way. Watford, Torquay and Albion Rovers

 

1) I'm not actually Marco Cassetti's beard, he keeps that on his face.
2) Marco Cassetti has been informed of my username and was surprised.
3) I support a football team called Watford.

 

3. Who?

 

"Google is your friend".

 

Lots of lies on this thread already. Doesn’t bode well.

 

I'm not looking up Skyla's crushes. God knows what I will end up with.

 

I think she was in one of the Jurassic Park films

 

The one with the 15 metre neck, huge teeth and ferocious roar ?

 

No, that was Sam Neill.

 

I think that was Esther Rantzen

 

1. I have a ridiculously high IQ but am literally the worst person in any quiz team, (unless every question is spot the pattern then it's like woooooahh)
2. I gave up smoking immediately after we lost to Southampton in the FA Cup semi final at Villa Park which I remember clearly was 13th April 2003, (7866 days ago, not that I'm counting)
3. I train people on colour theory

 

I assume they're the names of the members of a 3 person band.

 

1. I'm the highest posting member of a football forum.
2. I only have 1 log in.
3. I was once arrested in mexico for public urination into a lagoon filled with crocodiles.

 

1. I won inmate of the month.
2. Lost my virginity to my Biology teacher. He wasn't a gentle lover.
3. I squared up to a kangaroo for starring me out.

 

Staring?

 

That reminds me...

Edit: Scrap that, i've already done it.

 

1. I was born under a bad sign.
2. I’ve been down since I began to crawl.
3. If it wasn’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have no luck at all.

 

The deaths were not related to the punches unless of course my fists are cursed.

 

In the words of Kev Twine - "I'd pound that rump like an angry butcher".

 

Ron Howard's (Happy Days, now film director) daughter.

 

I can only give two facts.

1 - My pen1s is the length of 3 Argos pens.
2 - I'm banned from Argos.