Those mutants up the road pt2

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Relegation Certs, Aug 15, 2018.

  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Knuckle-dragging filth.
  3. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    He may be irritating when he goes on&on&on&on&on about Luton but there's no need to call RC that.
  4. andrew2209

    andrew2209 First Year Pro

    Even by their standards they seem to have a real problem with hooligans and far-right groups, it's getting close to Millwall levels
  5. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Way past time that disgrace of a supposed "club" was dissolved and consigned to the dustbin of history.

    What a terrible shame they ever managed to slime their way back in to the football league.
  6. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    This is bizarre...
    "all prejudice – whether that be political, religious, cultural or racial – can and should be left for another day."
    "temporarily overlook those views for a couple of hours or so when attending Luton Town matches in future"

    Not - "should not be tolerated under any circumstances", but please leave your racism/bigotry and general f***wittedness at home for a few hours and then feel free to indulge it elsewhere.
  7. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    It’s almost as if they are a bunch of racist Neanderthals.

    It’s just a grudge though that we dislike them.

    A 30 year old grudge nothing to do with the forces of good, right thinking people against a bunch of antisocial pricks
  8. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    And let us never forget that they stole clive’s Scarf.
    Or that the only time I’ve been disappointed by fish and chips was when I had some there at the age of 10

    The dirty, soggy chip eating Bedfordshire scummers
  9. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    We’ve got Elton, they’ve got that toe rag.

    Says it all.

    Also, Jennifer Aniston.
  10. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    It’ll happen maybe not this season, maybe not the next but one day we will play them again. And all those too young to have experienced playing the filth will realise
  11. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Yes, but they were the Man United of non-league remember.
  12. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    As a rival town, it's the gift that keeps on giving:

    Right wing extremists
    Islamic extremists
    High levels of poverty
    Gun crime all the rage
    Ugly and run down
    Hated around the country

    And of course their only period of success on the football pitch in living memory was down to cheating with a plastic pitch and away fans ban.
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  13. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Makes you wonder what else they chant about
  14. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Funny you should mention that. I was just looking at their forum and saw this post from one of the simpletons. The mind boggles what the content of the vile songs its referring to are:

    "Tommy songs

    Posted by Dp on 16/8/2018, 9:37:46

    I have no opinion on this but what about the songs we sing about elton john, pellys weapon, tony thorpe mother etc are they accepted by gs"
  15. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Prediction for Saturday:

    Peterboro 1 (Robinson og) Luton 0
  16. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    44 years of trying and they still aren't any closer to getting a new ground!

    With fans like they have its probably no surprise the locals are up in arms about them moving into the centre of Luton.

    Even Nathan Jones had a little pop about Luton saying not many people like to come shopping here and just pass through!
  17. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    I used to have dozens of L*t*n programmes from the 50s (given to me not bought!). When they were in the old Div. 1 then, they were mithering on then in their notes about getting a new ground - so it's nearly 70 years of trying. They save up for the new ground, don't spend enough on players and go down through the leagues, then can't find anywhere to move to, so then they spend what they've saved on players, rise up again, and decide that they need a new ground, start saving again - and so the circle closes. Of course when they spend what they haven't saved - that's when they go into admin, only 3 times.

    When will they take a hint, that their town doen't like or want them.......?
  18. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    Tuned into 3 Counites Radio on the way home this afternoon and caught some of their commentary. I was pleased to hear them to concede a penalty to Peterborough before conceding a second goal two minutes later. They are now 3 goals down and second from bottom in the third division.

    I might tune in again after 90 minutes to hear the scummers calling for the managers head. That’ll cheer me up.
  19. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    The gift that keeps on giving.
    ****, evil, scummy losers
  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Shouldn’t take the piss really, that league has some true football heavyweights like Fleetwood, Accrington and Burton

    They are doing well for a non-league team
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  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Top flight seasons:
    Luton 16 Watford 12 (5 more years and we win with the pozzos that’ll happen by say 2025 is my guess)
    They win but it’ll change

    Best top flight finish
    Luton 7th Watford 2nd
    We win

    FA cup
    Luton finalists once, semi 4 times
    Watford finalists once, semi 6 times
    (We win)

    League cup:
    Luton winners once, finalists once
    Watford semi twice
    They win

    Watford 3rd round UEFA
    We win they were excluded as their fans are thugs

    Head to head
    Luton 53
    Watford 36
    They win but the mitigation is that we haven’t played them since 2006 as they are rubbish.

    It’s fairly even. If we win a domestic cup and stay in the prem for 5 more seasons the only thing they have on us is head to head. but if they aren’t good enough to play us in 20 years it kind of makes that point invalid
  22. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Spent big on a couple of new defenders - working out well clearly !
  23. al_lotment

    al_lotment Academy Graduate

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  24. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Arr! Oim sure dare be some up dare at "that vic" what would agree with him.

    I'm also sure they're mainly poorly educated and who are as familiar with the rules of grammar and punctuation as fatso Yaxley-Lennon is with a green salad.
  25. kVA

    kVA Reservist

    One could argue that as football was only invented in 1992 it’s from that point on that counts.
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  26. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    Some desperate scummer clutching at the thinnest of straws with this one:

    For younger fans that might not be aware - the scum's prolonged spell in the top flight was built on the back of the huge home advantage they gave themselves by installing a plastic pitch (nothing like the modern ones used today) and banning all away fans due to Millwall supporters rearranging the kennel during a game in 1985.

    In season 90/91, when away fans were finally allowed back into the shittiest stadium of all time, they promptly finished 18th in a league of 20 - yet were saved by the fact that only 2 teams were relegated that season due to a size restructuring of the divisions.

    The following season the plastic pitch was banned by the football league, which meant they were now without any of their unfair advantages and thus forced to compete on an even keel.

    Playing on the same surface as every other team, plus having away supporters cheer their sides on saw the scummers finish 20th out of 22. And this time, 3 teams were relegated so there was no technicality to save them.

    They haven't been back since.
  27. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Great post, very informative, I wasn't yet alive and so had no idea. They're even worse than I thought. Good to know.
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  28. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Winning a trophy is a pretty fat straw I'd say.

    Until we win one we'll never come out on top of those sort of exchanges.
  29. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

    He had to bring that one out due to the idiocy of his opening tweet about goals scored at premier league grounds. And the cup year came during their period of huge home advantage - some of their home ties could well have finished different had they been playing to the same conditions as everyone else.

    But yes - we really need to win a trophy.
  30. kVA

    kVA Reservist

  31. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

  32. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Slugs. Little slugs.
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  33. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Another potential cup draw against them slides by.
  34. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Make sure you wash thoroughly when you get home.
  35. Surely there should be some sort of Mod warning for typing that word so many times in one post.

    I mean, how it passed the swear filters is beyond me anyway.
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