Things you hate IV

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. “Allegedly”.
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  2. The Big Narstie Show.

    I imagine this is aimed at Mrs Brown's Boys fans.
  3. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    Lawyers ? : You will need a good lawyer to deal with the shyte a bad lawyer brings .
    Happy days if you are a lawyer . #DoubleBubble
  4. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Tried to watch this last night after reading it had won an award, so giving it a second chance.
    Holy cow it was shockingly bad. I don't think it's so much the presenters or guests, just the editing is so amateurish.
  5. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Kevin Friend
    Biased homer big 6 friend.
  6. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    What’s the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead hedgehog in the middle of the road?

    There are skid marks in front of the hedgehog..
  7. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Tee hee.
  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    We need Jimmy McGill on this thread.
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  9. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Comedy shows don't have to be funny - just 'diverse'
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  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Isn’t that holding some shows to a different standard? Whoever makes them there will be some stuff that just doesn’t appeal.
  11. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    ****s this Apple? Why release an update that changes **** that’s been fine for years just for the sake of it? ****s.
  12. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Okay it’s taken two taps on the screen to get it back where it belongs at the top but still…. What a ******* daft idea to put it at the bottom. Yeesh.
  13. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Like when Sky put the score at the bottom of the screen that time, but now BT do it anyway.
  14. mrCharlescic

    mrCharlescic Academy Graduate

    I heard that song, is from "Floricienta" Flinderella
    And I thought "Its just made for Syd and Sky"
    Cause it says:
    Syds part
    I hate about you
    Your winner smile
    Your blue eyes
    And the way you look me
    I hate about you
    the way you move your mouth
    What I feel if u touch me
    What you say when you talk...

    Skys part
    I hate about you
    Your curly hair
    Your sweet smile
    Your pretty face
    I hate about you
    The colors you wear
    And your dressess and flowers
    Pretty and different...

    blablablabla blabla

    So I make the MV....
    I just want to do it...
    In some eps there is a connection,
    but no so strong...
    hope u like it...
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  15. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Not sure if I love this or hate this.

    Anti Vaxxers getting seriously angry about the new Tesco ad featuring a double jabbed Santa. They're already calling it government propaganda. They're going to boycott Tesco.
    If Tesco can now ban all flat earthers then I can go for a moron free shopping experience.
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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    If I was going to be worried about putting something unhealthy in my body the vaccine would come way down the list behind the food Tesco sells.
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  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Maybe a little sign at the front of the store saying that the floor is not flat and perfectly follows the curvature of the earth.
  18. They should ban Santa too for endorsing vaccinations .....and for selling out to a huge corporate.
  19. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Care to help out a seething man? :)
  20. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke


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  21. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Slippin' Jimmy McGill ... an all time great :)
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  22. Mazzereth

    Mazzereth Academy Graduate

    Capitalism. It feels like we are at the beginning of ass end of Capitalism, and it is squalid.

    I'm looking at getting into feudalism as at least you know where you stand with feudalism, no one telling you that you can work your way out of the slop.

    "You are a slop churner, and a slop churner you shall stay."
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  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Improving internal communications.

    I’ve worked in organisations for an age and people never stop moaning about poor internal communications. I didn’t know, no one told me waaaah! (And let’s have no jumping to conclusions that the common factor is me and my poor communication).

    I mean sure, it can always be better, but another meeting/workstream on improving this? Kill me now.

    Just get over it. Let’s do the work we need to and **** off home (where I am working already).
  24. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    The occasional odd advice/help line number being put up after a tv programme. I can kind of get it for hard hitting documentaries but the BBC just put one up at the end of a mid-series episode of the Monica Lewinsky / Clinton drama reenactment thing.

    Might as well have said “if you’ve been been affected by the issues in this programme and spent a day being accused by the FBI of perjury after giving head to the President of the United States, you can call our help line on…”
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  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Aren’t there themes of sexual harassment about the case, in relation to Clinton and other women? Probably the reason it’s beyond a singular, most unusual story.
  26. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Had a bit of a drive on Saturday so chucked Radio 2 on, (showing age), and instead of reliable old Claudia Winkleman they had Stacey Dooley on. Within 10 minutes she was reading out a text from some **** from lu*on and finished it off with "up the shatters".

    Radio 2 can officially f**k off now.
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  27. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Stacey Dooley is from Luton, and fair play to her for supporting her home town club no matter how vile they are. Better that than someone from south of London being an 'avid' Man Utd fan who has never been to Old Trafford.
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  28. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Much prefer the Man U plastic.
  29. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    If you're only looking at the few years, then the way to go is clearly state planning, opaqueness and cronyism at the top, huge expansion of military and nuclear power with no personal freedom.
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  30. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Ugh even Eamonn Holmes?
  31. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    There’s an advert for Facebook on the Acast podcast app at the minute that says; ‘The pandemic has reinforced the importance of collaboration…..’

    What a load of absolute cobblers.
  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I went for a job interview recently and had to do some research on the 'on demand' economy and now I'm more aware of it, it sickens me.

    People not only consume McDonalds' filthy food, but they're now too lazy to go and queue up at a drive through window to get it. They want to order via an app on their phones.

    My mum took the kids for an ice cream and the front of the ice cream parlour was plastered with Uber Eats, Just Eat and Deliveroo stickers. Are superfatties now getting huge desserts and ice creams couriered to their doors?

    Now there's Gorillas, Weezy, Zapp and loads of other 'start ups' paying cyclists £2 an hour to bring overpriced groceries to urban Gen Zers who are too lazy to pop to their local minimart.

    I don't know why I hate it so much, maybe because I didn't get the job, but hate it I do. Are we just gonna exist in a world soon where if we can't get it via an app to our door, we just do without it?
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  33. I suspect the look of utter disgust on your face throughout the interview may have been a factor in you not getting the job ?
    God knows what state a "fast food" burger'n'chips will be in 30 mins after prep when it reaches someone's door ? Soggy floppy 30 mins old pizza is bad enough.
  34. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    Was the interview for one of Uber Eats, Just Eat or Deliveroo?
  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No. It was for a software platform for training their staff.

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