Things you hate IV

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by hornmeister, Jun 25, 2019.

  1. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    People who ask you what your 'key takeaways' are from the online presentation you've just spent half an hour paying absolutely no attention to
     
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  2. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Thai / Indian curry.
     
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  3. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Hearing a mosquito buzzing around your head as you try to get to sleep..
     
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  4. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    When the forum was playing up I ended up accessing it via the Google chrome app, this has now become an automatic behaviour. It means every time I click on the Google chrome app I first get presented with a few articles that are mainly Watford related to do with transfers etc.

    They all have the most contorted click bait type headlines to that point that they verge on the ridiculous.

    I know the genie is out of the bottle now and we’re never likely to go back to ‘normal’ headlines, but why did we ever have to resort into tricking people into reading anything?
     
  5. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    "You'll never guess why people started using clickbait headlines".
     
  6. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Chrome is a nasty browser. Try to avoid anything linked to Google if you want to avoid them extracting every single piece of data they can about you.

    Try Opera instead.
     
  7. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    It has its moments, but it's not as good as just browsing the internet.
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Good idea. Will Google that later.
     
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  9. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    HEATHEN!
     
  10. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Watch the documentary “The Social Dilemma” on Netflix if you have it.
     
  11. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    This ****ing heat. Give me 18 degrees and drizzle any day.
     
  12. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    The English will moan about any temperature that is not 16 centigrade +/- 2 degrees.
     
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  13. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    If people would like to do something practical that'll help us poor in the long term and where you can be sure we won't misuse it for gin and lottery scratchcards, then you could stop voting bloody Tory.

    Thank you in advance kind ladies and gentlemen.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I've never voted Tory. Should I vote for them next time so that I can then stop voting Tory?
     
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  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No, congratulate yourself for your wisdom and don’t vote for a party that lets them in by the back door.
     
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  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I've not voted for labour either and stopped voting for anyone else as pointless. Politics is now just a sales and marketing job. Lie through your teeth, only say what you think the public want to hear irrespective of what you've been asked, only talk about your generous cash outflow, never talk about how it will be funded, in fact don't worry about how it will be funded at all as that may be someone else's problem anyway, just say whatever will get you votes in 4 year's time. TBF the occasional dabble into the politics section could be interesting as you and your bestie ZZ would occasionally have a proper to and fro debate that you just don't see on TV, but then that ended with insult-trading which spilled into other forums. I find politics incredibly frustrating these days, and without doubt the short-termism caused by the 4/5 year election cycles around the world will see the planet destroyed - who will vote to have a less enjoyable life so that people they don't know will have a planet to live on in 100 years time ? Which country/populations will make those sacrifices if others won't ? There....I feel a lot better now....
     
  17. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    I can’t argue with your views on (party) politics generally, but not voting at all really cannot be an option.
     
  18. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I think you'll find it is :). The day my local MP could have been decided by my vote I will hold my hand up, although had I voted, I'd not be sure I'd voted for the least bad option anyway.
     
  19. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    My point is that there are more reasons to vote than simply to get the result you want. One is to record your preference, even in a losing scenario, another is to sustain the democratic process (low turn-outs help nobody except extremists) and, perhaps most importantly, to show respect for those in the past who sacrificed so much so that we have the opportunity.

    My wife has never voted for a successful candidate in her life but would never ignore her right. Perhaps you could devote some time to campaign for the introduction of true proportional representation.
     
  20. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Not worried about recording my preference particularly when it wouldn't be statistically relevant.
    I would be up in arms if I wasn't allowed to vote. But it's a right to vote, not a requirement to vote.
     
  21. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Monday mornings after a few miserable days off.
     
  22. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    We need a "None of the above" box to register a vote. That will give everyone the option to register a dissatisfaction of all would be politicians.
     
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  23. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Wokeness :mad: (if there is such a word), but I hope you get what I mean.
     
  24. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    Getting instructions through the post from an organisation telling you to do something on their website, that are completely wrong.

    "After logging in click on update my preferences" when the words "update my preferences" do not appear anywhere.
     
  25. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    The way the BBC weather forecast seems to amble off into other things now. My example being a bit last night where the weather bloke was waffling on about the potential effects of the heatwave on trains, owing to the potential for heat damage to the tracks and therefore causing delays. It was both obvious and completely superfluous information when I imagine most viewers just want to know what the weather is going to be so they can make their own judgements. And if someone wants to know the effect it might have on their train journey they'd presumably seek out information from the rail companies.
     
  26. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I'd add to that the way that interviewers on BBC News programmes always ask 'How worried/concerned/anxious etc should we be about that?' regardless of what they're talking about - Covid, the heat, the cold, house prices, the falling bumble-bee population etc etc etc. No wonder the nation is full of fruit cakes worried/concerned/anxious about their mental health
     
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  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Not much else to discuss, tbf:

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  28. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Clearly not a ‘weather watcher’.

    Can’t say the bit you relate sounds fascinating, but the longer forecasts often are, esp on Countryfile when they deliver the forecast, but in casual attire.

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  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

     
  30. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    He’s a cheeky dreamboat that’s for sure.
     
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Carol Kirkwood often had some important information for viewers.

     
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  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Yes, so you say at every opportunity. And then hide when asked to define what you mean.

    You culture war warriors got your arses kicked over taking the knee. Most people ended siding with the England players, even The Sun.

    But you still want to play this game?
     
  33. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nice didn't realise she was into that. Will have to look her up.
     
  34. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Sand in your vag today? Bit out of order imho.
     
  35. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    What an unpleasant phrase. I trust you only use it on the internet.

    Anti-woke warriors like VOR have been drearying on about what they casually dismiss as ‘woke’ for some while now. This isn’t VOR’s first attempt, he was at it a couple of weeks back.

    He can’t define what is so different between him having an opinion and those he dismisses as ‘woke’ for also freely having opinions.

    You know full well that the knee taking has been one the prime targets for this type of thinking, so no, not out of order at all. What exactly is your objection?
     
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