Things you hate II

I've managed to do 1500 words of one already, which i'm feeling quite smug about, but i'm not great at essays and I did a placement year so getting used to it again has been tricky!

 

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Me too!

 

Drivers who can't be fecking bothered to indicate. It takes a flick of a switch FFS. Useless, lazy fecking cvnts

 

T in the park and 2 gigs at the Etihad. I bet they will be surprise guests at Glastonbury as well.

 

Just had one stopped at lights turning right ignoring the green filter arrow, I beeped and then she eventually moved as the lights turned leaving me stranded. Further up the road she caused a big hold up waiting for a gap in the never ending oncoming traffic to overtake a parked car, somehow there was plenty or room for all the lorries to get past but oh no, not her massive Ford Focus.

 

Canada, Canadians, Canadian bacon, maple leaves, maple syrup, the word "eh", ice hockey.

 

Disappointing James Bond films.

 

Guessing was a BMW or an Audi. The indicator lights on those cars are just used as hazard lights for whenever they want to park where they bloody like.

 

And while we're on the subject of driving, I'd appreciate a thank you when I let you out.

YOU'RE WELCOME!!!!!

 

Things I hate?

Mod Slackers!

 

People who have different thread view settings to others.:]]

 

Game requests I get on this bloody Facebook every day, even turning them off there's always another new game inviting you.

 

People driving on the M1 this evening with their fog guards blazing still. There is no fog thanks, you can turn them off now! They really need to design sensors for them like they do head lights or something or just not add them to cars full stop,

 

I must have driven down it a thousand times, but each time I do, it always surprises me by being longer than I had expected.

 

And when they turn off, they stay right in the middle of the lane, rather than pulling to the right so that you can get past. Then they sit there oblivious to the traffic queue behind them as they wait for a gap big enough to allow them to turn across the road, allowing for their terrible reactions and awful spacial awareness.

 

I thought it was just me.

When I've cycled it it then becomes shorter than you remember. What a strange road.

 

The never-ending bantz between opposing set of football fans accusing each other of being too quiet at games. When all it really boils down to is they can't hear one another.

 

Having to work with Germans.

 

Did they bomb your chippy or are you just being generally racist?

 

Don't mind Germans. Dated one a few years ago. Hate working with them.

 

Might just be the ones that I work with of course. I'm generalising.


And I wanted to post another comment so that I posted the 1,000th! (or 1.000 if you're German!)

 

1000. or 1000ste (I'm not German btw)

 

What have the Germans done now??

 

People that spit chewing gum in urinals. People that spit gum on the floor. People that stick gum under tables and other things. People that chew gum with their mouth open.

 

*******.

 

Battery powered stuff that takes 3 batteries.

 

Too easy

 

Dry Coughs.

 

Just keep lining them up....

 

I hate the term 'networking' and everything it involves.

 

Grown men who go up at the end of their sentence.

 

Northerners who always go on about how great up north is and how friendly everybody is but still continue to live n London.

 

Radio 6 DJs who spend all their time going on about how much they love music , and music is their life etc etc etc when really they are just career broadcasters and will do or say anything that is required to get themselves on air and to further their careers.

Lauren Laverne is the epitomy of this . I have heard first hand from someone who worked with/for her back in the day, that she is an absolute c.unt

 

People who teach their children to give you a firm business like handshake even though they are barely 7 years old.

They re probably busy educating them on the intricacies of interest rates, capital repayment mortgages and how to complain effectively t the BBC.