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The actual f**k?

 

I can imagine Buck Rogers taking a dump on that.

 

My cousin was in the Royal Marines, in 2003 his unit in Baghdad were in Saddam's palace, which had a solid gold bog. My cousin said it was the best thing he'd ever taken a dump on.

 

Flushed on the first yank! One yank - gone!

 

Clearly never had a poo in a Japanese hotel. Solid gold is expensive, but not as practical as a robot toilet seat which warms your cheeks, plays a tune and washes your bumhole for you.

 

I think the detailed description explains that those are the only 2 tools you need to build the caravan from the flat-pack when it arrives.

 

He lives in Australia now, so I reckon he has to thoroughly check underneath the seat to make sure there aren't any venomous spiders lurking before he sits down.

 

£6 each, or 12 for £80. Hmm I think I'll just take 11.