The Tavern (non-gameplay chat)

Discussion in 'Old Games' started by 352, Jun 1, 2015.

  1. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    best of luck for tomorrow Nairobi.
     
  2. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Hope everything turns out ok mate.
     
  3. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    [Condensation drifted down the Mirror that lay behind the bar, stained with the blood and brains of Jellyman, and in it the words slowly started to appear]

    Wakened from my endless sleep,
    The life that once was stole,
    Absolution from damnation,
    My (temporarily) resurrected soul.

    I’ll do my best to keep thee well,
    I have grown rather fond,
    Of each and every one of you,
    Fool, chaff and vagabond.

    So on night three another Wolf,
    Was eaten by his own,
    A cannibal of lupine grace,
    Devoured him to the bone!

    And what of poor young Jellyman,
    A landlord and a scholar,
    A hairy boot straight through his skull,
    No chance to even holler.

    Fast forward to day four's events,
    The messages at a glance,
    Miked mentioned In both one and two,
    Miked never stood a chance!

    “EVIL or GOOD he has to go”,
    The angry mob all chanted,
    The axe did fall the plank was walked,
    Their baying wish was granted.

    So what befalls today's survivors,
    Who's marked for the kill?
    Be careful ye all, take heed, beware.
    Or share my fate ye will!

    A final point of order to raise,
    I'm sure we'll all attest,
    To fellow Villager Nairobi,
    Good wishes, and all the best. x


    [The words hung silently on the mirror like an eternity frozen in time, finally slowly fading away until the message completely disappeared]
     
  4. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    Best wishes Nairobi. You too Diamond.

    As for the game, tomorrow will very entertaining.
     
  5. 352

    352 Moderator

    Wonderful. That wolf that killed you... he took away an important part of the village.
     
  6. Harrow Orn

    Harrow Orn Squad Player

    These poems are absolute quality.
     
  7. 352

    352 Moderator

    Check the Day 4 thread for the miked2006 story.

    No more work now until next tuesday, and no more late shifts at all so this kind of thing won't happen again (touch wood).

    As I said in the daily thread... Apologies for the really late write-up. I was meant to finish work at 10pm, but my boss for the night had a couple of diabetic crashes and things took much longer. I'm just glad he's okay now and didn't have a fit at any point. I am drained.

    See you in the morning after what promises to be a very eventful night.
     
  8. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Fackkkkkkkk! I am sh*t at this game!!
     
  9. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    God damn it. We knew it was a risk but I didn't really expect that...
     
  10. sonofben

    sonofben Reservist

    Well that escalated quickly
     
  11. sonofben

    sonofben Reservist

    So there goes the Norway theory correct?
     
  12. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    I did try and tell you....
     
  13. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Oh FFS. No wonder I'm never eaten - the wolves keep me in because I'm so bloody crap at this. So much for Norway's clues...
     
  14. 352

    352 Moderator

    Tavern closed.
     
  15. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Perfect!

    The remaining wolfie.... let it be known, we're coming for you.
     
  16. 352

    352 Moderator

    Interesting day today then! Monday is huge.
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Why, what happened?
     
  18. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    well fair play to those that saw it, had me fooled. If that message hadn't come at the end it would have been a landslide

    Sorry to Harrow - until monday that is !!!
     
  19. Abso

    Abso First Year Pro

    Is the game active over the weekend?

    PS - thanks for the Avon stuff, is it all just part used testers or is there some new items also?
     
  20. 352

    352 Moderator

    Good point. Boring day instead.
     
  21. 352

    352 Moderator

    No, the game restarts on Monday.
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I will stop posting in here now. Sorry 352.
     
  23. With A Smile

    With A Smile First Team

    the Anne Summers stuff is a bit tight, think its a size to small

    think there is a 2nd hand value in it somewhere
     
  24. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    Yay! So now I have learnt to only trust my instincts after copious amounts of Mojito. I will have a bottle on standby on Monday morning. Have a good weekend folks.
     
  25. 352

    352 Moderator

    No worries. I think most people have come in here after being lynched to say something.

    You'll have access to the cemetery soon.
     
  26. 352

    352 Moderator

    Careful now.
     
  27. steve harrow

    steve harrow Reservist

    You bloody beauty!

    Well done though Moog. You played excellently. And fair play to Harrow for convincing us to avoid the trap. Now for a pint or two in a real tavern!
     
  28. wfcmatt

    wfcmatt First Year Pro

    Woohoo! Great stuff guys. Monday is absolutely crucial now, could be game over at the end of the day or evil could get back in the game big time. I do have to agree that Moog played a great game, he almost fooled me once again.
     
  29. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    SHIIIIT!!!

    Sorry, craziest day, had to go cover at Fry Days forgot all about the game!!

    I would've voted Harrow for the record which shows just how sh*t I am.
     
  30. sonofben

    sonofben Reservist

    well my theory was wrong, you live and you learn
     
  31. Grrwood

    Grrwood Reservist

    YESSSS :jumping1:

    Actually ecstatic about this well done everyone! Got a birthday surprise weekend to look forward to now, back to business on Monday. Free pie for everyone!
     
  32. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Good result, bring on Monday. :)
     
  33. merchandiseman41

    merchandiseman41 Reservist

    I'm convinced I voted. I even posted that as a statement earlier this evening.

    Really sorry but I'm sure you know where I would have gone anyway
     
  34. Meh!

    Meh! Pre-Dictator

    [The karaoke screen fired up; WatfordTalk took a deep breath, preparing for their weekly rendition of Aqua's 'Barbie Girl'. Suddenly the letters on screen started whirling and spinning around to form... new words!]

    Here again my humble dwellers,
    Returned to spread my word,
    Reciting tales of wolves and folk,
    And what else has occurred.

    Clan GOOD down 3 souls over night,
    A wolfpack full of cheer,
    Disaster for the villagers,
    Disaster for the Seer.

    We all saw Miked get his desserts,
    Beaten thrashed and finished,
    And through the night 2 others gone,
    Team GOOD looking diminished.

    Attempts to wake a tired fox,
    A canine beast could not,
    So dragged him to the footy pitch,
    Dumped on the centre spot.

    Dummied, dribbled, and into the box,
    Wolf pulled the trigger keenly,
    Scored a goal with this poor soul,
    Just like his hero Deeney!

    Ashdon next to meet his maker,
    Fear made his heart flutter,
    Stuffed full of some fatty lard,
    I can’t believe he’s not butter!

    Day five begins, a full moon due,
    2 messages one voice?
    "New Seer I am" both posts would claim,
    Harrow or Moog the choice.

    Decisions were made, votes were cast,
    Twas Moog to lose his life,
    Philippine took almighty pleasure,
    Dicing Moog with his knife!

    Another wolf, another fiend,
    Another black blood beast,
    At last a win, a victory,
    The GOOD onslaught had ceased.

    The weekend comes and two days off,
    A chance for some respite,
    Success at last, the battle won,
    But the war... is still to fight!

    [As quickly as they'd appeared, the words returned to their original state. Barbie girl was back; WatfordTalk cheered; The Tavern patrons groaned]
     
  35. 352

    352 Moderator

    Excellent as always.
     

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