The Queen

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Otter, Sep 8, 2022.

  1. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    You sure? I still think there’s a twist in this movie yet. If nothing else the remaining run time suggests there’s more to come.
     
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  2. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    I have no wish to reduce a world event to the levels of football.
    However I do hope all at WFC are watching to absorb the lesson of how to organise an event or indeed a club or team.

    Spellbinding spectacle.
     
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  3. Victory Road

    Victory Road Academy Graduate

    I want to build my garden cabin. All the neighbours have gone quiet today. Is it ok to go outside and use a circular saw and hammer drill, or do I have to wait?
     
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  4. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    You have to wait until tomorrow. No noisey building work permitted on Bank Holidays.
     
  5. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    If you can time any hammering with the drumbeats you might get away with it. I've had to shoulder the arm of my pressure washer for the day.
     
  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    The Queen was, apparently, very fond of a garden, so I’m saying ‘yes’.
     
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  7. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    An homage to The Great Escape perhaps?
    I can't help but think if Pozzo had organised today there'd have been 27 gun carriages and no coffin.
     
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  8. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    you’re brave, a near riot on our street WhatsApp when someone jet washed their drive during the current drought.
     
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  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    They’ve put it down to youthful enthusiasm.

    Lots of young people do go through a bizarre phase when, having been told to share, play fair and be kind through childhood, they mistakenly believe this may be applied to the actual running of the Country.
     
  10. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Seems to be walking forever and 2 more services to come .

    No wonder King Charles looks like a few years older then he is .
     
  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Queen clappers in the mud. Republican bed wetters rejoice.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Like Andy Dufresne smashing into that sewerage pipe?
     
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  13. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I’m only watching now for the bit where the servants get entombed with her so they can serve her in the afterlife. Do you think the ones who haven’t received P45s have realised why yet?
     
  14. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Anyone got any ideas what we can try and con the huns of the nation to queue 24 hours for tomorrow?
     
  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I'm watching Traffic Cops on 5star
     
  16. I wonder how much her pre-paid funeral insurance premiums were ? Guess she didn't take out the one which saves your family all the trouble and misery ?
    She could have chosen some jollier music. All seems a bit downbeat and low-key.
     
  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Food and heating?

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  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

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  19. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Of course, silly me.

    Diminishing our influence on the world stage and loosening ties with the most influential leaders is the best way to become richer and help the poorest.

    Why didn’t we think of it before!
     
  20. Halfwayline

    Halfwayline Reservist

    I know the Royals aren’t for everybody but what an amazing tribute and makes me proud to be British.
     
  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Well as you well know, I didn’t back leaving the EU, influence being one of the reasons why, but foodbanks tell you all you need to know about what your fantasy of soft power means to the least well off.
     
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  22. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    I used to feel that way about our football hooligans. Ok, they could get up to a few reprehensible antics, but no one in the World could deny the spectacle.

    Now I can’t so much as throw a plastic chair at a Belgian without PC Woke claiming it’s some sort of ‘public order’ offence.
     
  23. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    It’s true, This Morning has never been quite the same since Phil and Holly replaced Malcolm Muggeridge and Joan Bakewell.
     
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  24. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    I’m sure had you gone through with this errand you would be lynched with the assailants getting away with it as all police are otherwise engaged today!
     
  25. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    "Teddy!"
     
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  26. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    You'd bloody love that wouldn't you commie!!!
     
  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Well, people can dress it anyway they like, but a bank holiday, some nice parades and David Beckham are scant consolation for a nation where increasing numbers of people are unable to heat their homes or feed their children.

    Much as they nation has 'come together' to mourn her maj and to pile on Phil And Holly, give it two months and the reality of a cold winter where you can work your arse off but still not afford the basics will be front of mind for everyone again.
     
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  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The issue for me was when our sloppy hoolies were utterly outmuscled by professional and organised gangs of Russian thugs.

    We rested on our laurels and paid the price.
     
  29. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Yep, absolutely this. Funnily enough, you’ve got Moose over here arguing against the exact sort of cold, hungry lives those Russian yoof suffer through, when it’s exactly what we need to get back on top.

    #BritainBackOnTop
     
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  30. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Absolutely. But the Royals can only help with the conditions to succeed.

    Political choices are then made by parties elected by the people.
     
  31. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    The monarchy isn't responsible for the mess the country's in - the useless democratically elected politicians are the problem. Come on Charles, parliamentary democracy has had its day! The nation is crying out for you to seize the wheel. Start by getting Schofield's head on a Spike!
     
  32. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Those weren't Russian thugs. That was a Russian Special Supporter Operation.
     
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    Arakel First Team

  34. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Alarm set for 5am. First care visit at 06:45 and my last one tonight ends at 22:00.

    Can't even get a bloody pasty to eat while driving between visits. Everywhere's shut.

    I can't eat marching soldiers and bloody military music. Bunch of bustards.
     
  35. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    Surprised you eat Cornish Pasties, doesn’t Prince William as Duke of Cornwall get a penny royalty for each one?
     

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