The Offical Simms Uni Thread

So, did anyone meet the famous (infamous) Simms last night?

 

Nobody came up and said hi. I was wearing a big grey tweed coat at the old red and black away shirt underneath. I was right in front of that guy who got cautioned for hitting the seats by the stewards.

 

Did you carry a sign saying 'I'm simms'?

 

No, was I supposed to?

 

Lucky to get away with a caution. Once you raise your hands, the ref can send you off.

 

Maybe someone would have gone up to you and say 'hi'. How are we supposed to know who you are?

 

Some people know already from fb and things.

 

Missed my lecture Tuesday, finished my editing project due on Friday by 1 o'clock today and about to start on an 1000 word Monologue of a character of mine.

 

Things? Say no more simms

 

I was sat behind the ****** who kept banging the seat, then shat himself with the steward had a word.

Which reminds me, Nascot you were right, stewards at CCS were decent.

 

You were about 2 rows behind me then. They were. The ticket guy didn't even ask for my student Id when buying a student ticket.

 

probably because you look like a student

 

Got a halloween party tonight and have to think of a costume. My two thoughts are either writing on a plain white t-shirt "Error 404- Costume not found" or going with a mate as the logical symbols of if not P then Q as an in joke.

 

I don't wear Pjs. I did last year and it gets too hot in clubs cause you have to wear clothes underneath it, because they don't have pockets so you need to keep money and ID somewhere.

 

You've left it until TODAY to sort a costume out? :dismay:

Go to a market in Cardiff and find something, or go to a fancy dress shop somewhere. Google them but go ASAP if you want to find a costume!

 

Ill just write something on a white t-shirt it'll be fine. Nobody actually cares.

I don't own any.

 

You will want to look like you made an effort Simms. If you come in something good, that'll be a conversation starter with the ladies.

 

Which is why the If not P then q thing will work! People will be like wtf and i'll bedazzle them with drunken logic ramblings.

 

Go in a costume Simms. It's a safe bet.

 

Going in a costume is too mainstream!

 

I smell the hipster in you..

 

Dress up as a girl Simms, you never know, you might get lucky for once with a nice lesbian girl!

 

So is getting it on with the opposite sex. Try it.

 

tracksuit
lots of gold jewelry
a cigar
a blonde wig


costume sorted!

 

Sally Gunnell?

 

Very apt for halloween. The most terrifying creature of all... Woman!

No i don't.

Ive been trying!

 

and get your mate to dress up as Gary Glitter .

 

Went to a Halloween party last weekend in a group of 4, dressed up as Ninja Turtles - green body paint and everything. Got pulled over by the Police on the way home. They were quite surprised to find a car of green people with weapons. Good times.

 

Halloween party last night was ok. Then this morning i had a 11am lecture and a personal tutor meeting at 12, so i was knackered for it, not getting back till 4am having to walk 2 miles in the pouring rain and icey winds in just a tshirt all cut up with holes in and fake blood etc

My flatmate got locked out so threw a fire extinguisher through the door.

 

You're moaning about an 11am lecture? You got in at four that's ages