Tell Your Players To Foul Bristol City Players As Much As They Like

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by infoman, Nov 10, 2022.

  1. infoman

    infoman Academy Graduate

    No one likes Bristol City,we have not had a penalty in TWO YEARS.

    We have waited more minutes than any one else in the Championship(and Europe) to be awarded a penalty. The ref is Dave Webb from Lancashire who this season has reffed 16 games and issued 48 yellow cards and four reds,all in the same game.
     
  2. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Oh don't worry about that, WTE and/or Kabasele are bound to have a brain fart at some point in the future. It's built into their DNA.
     
  3. BeersThen

    BeersThen First Year Pro

    48 yellows and 4 reds in one game? Wow.
     
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  4. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Battle of Santiago?
     
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  5. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Sounds like you need to get better at diving.
     
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  6. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Have you thought about hiring Eddie Howe as a consultant on a Pay per dive contract?
     
  7. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    May I introduce you to your Lord and Savior, Christian Kabasele?
     
  8. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    Does your pitch actually have the white lines we call penalty boxes?

    Or is there a more sinister explanation?
     
  9. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck Academy Graduate

    Because I am sad I checked . November 6th last season was your last spot kick .
    Which admittedly does sound well below average .
     
  10. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Cue WTE or Kabasele foul then !
     
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  11. Lubaduck

    Lubaduck Academy Graduate

    Dr Troost is on the case !
     
  12. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Well luckily for you, we’re the type of club where such records always seem to end.
     
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  13. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    Just had a quick Teams call with most of our boys (Sarr wasn't available).

    Basically explained that there is a refereeing conspiracy against Bristol City, so to focus on injurying as many of their players as they can within the first 5 minutes. JP had a gleeful look in his eye and seemed to go off camera to find his boxing gloves.

    Just had a missed call from Bilic, not sure what it's about as he rarely phones me these days.

    More when I have it.
     
  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    He wants to talk to you about your plan to create a new great lake out the back of Garston.
     
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  15. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    It has a 22 metre line roughly where the peno box lines should be
     
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  16. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Oh dear , it’s like fate , opp fan pops up and says we never get penalties , would imagine they will get two or three tomorrow
     

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