[RUMOUR] Sory Kaba

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by barely1egal, May 25, 2021.

  1. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist

  2. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Would make training sessions impossible. On that basis alone it’s a ‘no’ from me.
     
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  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    State of this thread.
     
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  4. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Can we just please stop being linked with utterly f**king dog s**t strikers. My god, it's tedious.

    Just sign someone who might actually have even a slight chance of scoring some goals for once Pozzo you spaghetti slurping w*nker.
     
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  5. DrewH

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  6. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Harry Kane might be a bit expensive..

    ;)
     
  7. MIlton Dammers

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    His YouTube highlights reels reveal an impressive back catalogue of wacky hair styles. Also he appears to be ****.
     
  8. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    .......and breath.
    It's mid May Nath..
    At this stage we are just hoovering up a few long-term prospects with our short term "premiership status". Big name signings won't happen for a while.....if they do at all :)
     
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  9. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    8 goals in 18 appearances this season for 2nd placed Midtjylland.

    Wind who I've mentioned before has 11 goals in 18 appearances for 4th place Copenhagen.

    He actually seems decent in the clips though, pretty quick and very good in the air, but he's probably a more budget option. We'd have to hope he doesn't get called up by Guinea to the Afcon as well, but he hasn't featured for them recently. I'm pleased we're at least paying attention to strikers from the Danish league, maybe we're using this guy as a smokescreen to get Wind.

    Highlights from last season



    A few more recent goals from this season:



     
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  10. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Legit expected this to be a "comedy" Kabasele thread.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    What control does the club have over rumours? Calm down dear.
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Worrying if true,
     
  13. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

  14. reids

    reids First Team

    Don't think those stats are right, the league format sometimes messes with some stat sites - it's an odd league format - all teams play each other twice then the league splits into a Championship Group consisting of the top 6 teams in the league and then a Relegation Group consisting of the bottom 6 teams. All points + goals etc carry over into the new groups, then each team plays all the other teams in their group twice. Top 3 teams of the Championship Group qualify for Europe with the team finishing 4th playing the team that comes top of the Relegation Group in a playoff to determine the last European spot, with the bottom 2 teams of the Relegation Group getting relegated.

    After the split: Copenhagen finished 3rd, Wind got 15 league goals in 28 games and Kaba got 11 goals in 27 games
     
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  15. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist

    He seems like another "backup" quality player at best - joining the already fairly long list of Joao Pedro, Fletcher, Gray, Cucho (with Success, Perica, Penaranda and Deeney below).

    I know that links =/= signings and this rumour might well be ******** / historic, but it is slightly concerning we aren't in the market for anyone who looks capable of scoring more than 3-4 goals.
     
  16. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes, frustrating that we have missed out on all the high quality signings who have already moved this summer and these rumour sites have pretty much confirmed our suspicions that we are only interested in signing about 20 middle of the road/poor strikers. FFS Gino.
     
  17. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Geez, how weird. Those must have been the stats for the pre-split games then.

    Wind still edging the goals though.
     
  18. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Seen nothing special in him tbf. Not bad pace for a big fella. He's a slightly better version of Success.
     
  19. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    El D, enough of these threads, please!
     
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  20. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    You mean he also keels over like a sack of spuds at the slightest contact?
     
  21. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist

    Yes - because this a new issue and we have signed loads of prolific strikers over the last 6 years.

    Im not complaining when we are linked to middle of the road midfielders, as Pozzo seems to have a pretty good strike rate in that market.

    My concern remains that Pozzo doesnt have a ******* scooby how to sign a striker. The only two strikers Pozzo signed for us that I would describe as successes (Vydra and Ighalo) over the last 10 years were both sub-par, cheap middle of the road strikers who happened to develop unexpectedly.
     
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  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    So maybe buying "cheap middle of the road strikers" is the way to go then....?
     
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  23. barely1egal

    barely1egal Reservist

    I think it is fair to say there have been more misses on that front than hits.
     
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  24. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Luis Suarez might also be considered a hit, we just happened to get relegated at the exact point when we could have used him to good effect. Still, he made us a significant profit.
     
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  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes. Luckily we only need to play one or two of them at the same time. The other 22 can be out farmed out for huge loan fees while a tiny little Belgian or Spanish club develops them for us. "We are Premier League, I say we are premier league" as the song goes. :)
     
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  26. barely1egal

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    He may well be, but I'm not sure he indicates Pozzos ability to solve the current problem. He was also signed alongside many other dirt cheap teenagers from less well known leagues in a sort of scatter gun approach and farmed out on loan. Most dont work out and some do (although none of them have actually directly benefitted us yet even after 10 years)

    I am talking more about going to market with the intention of signing a starting quality striker, or even one who can give Deeney a bit of completion.
     
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  27. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    "Local man is narked"
     
  28. Packet of biscuits.
     
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  29. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    They all would be,

    Gray: Sory!
    Entire team looks round: What for? About time…etc.
    Gray: Sorry! I mean Kaba!
    Two turn around.
    Sory: What?
    Kabasele: What?
    Gray: Sorry!
    Entire team: Stop saying sorry!

    etc.
     
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  30. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Sounds like the script for a half time team talk in the making...
     
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  31. Kasper

    Kasper Academy Graduate

    Hi everyone

    Kasper from Denmark. I just made this account to write this (because i like Watford)

    DON’T BUY HIM!!!

    He’s no good. Only just good enough to be an average striker in the Danish superliga.

    He’s slow, he’s lazy, he has got a bad attitude (doesn’t care about his team, only himself)

    He is decent in the air, but nothing special considering his height and physical strength.
    An average premier league defender will have no
    Problem defending against this guy.

    He is not even close to premier league level. He would probably fail in the Championship.

    When the rumours about this possible trade made the danish media, everyone said: sell sell sell.
    If anyone is stupid enough to buy him.

    DON’T DO IT.
     
  32. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Our owners actively seek this type of player out, so in that respect he sounds like one of their best to date.
     
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  33. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Thanks for that.

    He will be one of about 20 Strikers linked with us over this Summer. Our name for some reason gets thrown into these type of articles.

    Agreed he is nothing special the guy I do like is Sulemana but with a few big clubs looking he will be moving elsewhere.
     
  34. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Are you intimating that others are acting hysterically whilst it was yourself who has suggested many times that there’s ‘no chance’ we keep Sarr this summer? Or that we will never get another 5yrs in the PL? ;)
     
  35. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Do you reckon Jonas Wind is good enough to do well in the PL?
     

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