Send For Fletch

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    I'm fed up of Josh King. Fed up of him 'looking like' a striker, but failing to do what you'd expect a striker to do - goals and assists. No shots yesterday. Awful. People can say about the service, but a striker is supposed to get themselves in the positions and I'd submit Joshua/Josh ain't. All he seems to do is 'hate' goals against former clubs.

    We're almost certainly down anyway, so I say it's time to send for Fletch. Someone who, despite certain limitations, knows his way around the penalty box and would be able to perhaps manage more than the powder puff efforts straight at the keeper that josh(ua) has served up - and those rarely.

    He's got a point to prove, he'll be hungry for action and we have absolute nothing to lose....

    SEND FOR FLETCH!
     
  2. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I don't disagree with you Clive, as I was about to say that it was time for King to be dropped myself.

    Whether or not Fletch would be the answer as his replacement is another subject, but he could hardly be any worse than King so why not give him a go because we need goals from somewhere and King is not going to be the one to provide them.
     
  3. davisp2

    davisp2 Reservist

    Agreed. He is past his best, the only reason King was good at Muff was because defenders attention was all on Wilson. Fletcher needs game time to get up to speed and ready for a tough season ahead in the Championship
     
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  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Brilliant idea. We need a new chant as well. "FEED THE FLETCH" seems fun. I don't know if anyone remembers "Shaun Goater" from Man City? Fans' used to chant "Feed the Goat and he will score".
     
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  5. HeiaWatford

    HeiaWatford Reservist

    Oh dear has it come to this? Fletcher should never of been recruited let alone start for us. Would rather give JP or Cucho a run out.
     
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  6. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I don't care which one of these we choose, as long as King is dropped.

    Having said that I think Fletcher is possibly the understudy for King as I believe he is the only other forward who can play as a lone striker and hold up the ball for others. So if Roy is going to play that way he might be who we should try, but if we are not looking to play a lone striker, I would definitely prefer to play one of the other two.
     
  7. Chiswell

    Chiswell Academy Graduate

    I'm with you Clive! People seem to have a downer on Fletch. I've only seen him play twice and each time he scored. What have we got to lose by putting him in? It feels at the moment that we need a miracle to survive but maybe we need a new hero, young & hungry to prove himself? While we're about it, play Cucho with him and see if they gel?
     
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  8. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    Have a day off.
     
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  9. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Here he is, now!

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  10. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Sounds like a good idea, why don't you have a day or ten off yourself.
     
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  11. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    I was so disappointed yesterday I still haven’t been able to read the match day thread post game , don’t think I can handle it.

    thing about king is that he is getting in to the right place but fluffing his shots (he had the volley over the top and a couple of headers off target) , I think Dennis is equally culpable he has lost his touch (hopefully temporary , although doubt if he will be with us in the championship), so it’s a toss up somebody who gets into the right position but needs 10 shots to score , or someone who needs 3 shots to score but has forgotten how to shoot

    how can you have JP/ Dennis / Sarr / King on the pitch at the same time and not get a goal, it is almost unbelievable.

    i think I would be tempted to start with Cucho / JP / Sarr and let Dennis and king work out what is going on , def bring fletcher on to the bench so we can try him out though
     
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  12. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Don't worry, he'll get plenty of game time next season and will score 6 in 46 games.
     
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  13. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    If Fletcher is the answer, what's the question?
     
  14. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    When do we know for sure that the Pozzo tenure has gone full circle and we’re back where we started when they bought us?

    Not particularly catchy as questions got, but I’m sure others can come up with better.
     
  15. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Who’s going to be our centre forward in the Championship?
     
  16. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Squad Player

    This thread belongs in the Team Bus section under Fletcher i would've thought.
     
  17. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    You sound fun.
     
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  18. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    When your name is Gino Pozzo and your scrambling through the cheap reserve bins outside of Transfer Window HQ in a desperate attempt to appease fans' with a replacement for Deeney and Gray, who do you pull out of the burning bin left alone behind the others?
     
  19. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    God I hope not.
     
  20. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    What was the name of the main character in porridge?
     
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  21. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    What do you call a person that makes arrows?
     
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  22. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Sublime.
     
  23. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    If you are orally removing semen out of a bumhole and are dyslexic what are you known as?
     
  24. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I knew somebody would make this comment
     
  25. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "Send for Fletch" ?
    "Fetch Fletch" surely ?
     
  27. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

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  28. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I bet you're in demand for the pub quiz team!
     
  29. magyarorszag

    magyarorszag Squad Player

    That's amore
     
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  30. Dorset-Orn

    Dorset-Orn First Year Pro

    Slightly off topic, but if we go down I'd be quite happy with Cucho/King/JP as our front 3 in the champo.... With Fletcher as back up. I think Cucho is high energy, skillful and underrated and would be good at that level....
     
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  31. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I was tempted to go with this but my internal taste filter prevented me. In part I'm glad someone had the bravery/experience.
     
  32. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Funnily enough we only came second this month.
    Not good enough and I've been revising my occupation names.
     

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