[RUMOUR] Roberto Pereyra

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by wfc4ever, Jan 8, 2019.

  1. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Daryl's Yam-maat
     
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  2. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Christian Cabbagesele.
     
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  3. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    That also kinda works.

    Unfortunately though they'll be likely to turn their noses up at Troy Deeney's Breakfast Lunch and Dinner Freshly Cut Sandwich.
     
  4. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Would it be too devious for Gino to get the lads to change their names by deed poll to Yammaat & Cabbagesele, & present them as new signings?
     
  5. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Maybe if they also swapped hairstyles.
     
  6. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Pererya is quality when he is not anonymous.

    My preference is he stays and gets a grip , if he can’t get to the point where is contributing in every game sell and buy someone else

    Is it me or is it a quiet transfer window , hadn't we done most of our deals by this time last year
     
  7. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    I suspect that he won't get a grip for more than a run of games.

    Mind you, if he'd chipped Ederson, as I was instructing him, he would have been a Hornet legend.
     
  8. Ybotcoombes

    Ybotcoombes Justworkedouthowtochange

    Sadly I think you are right - wonder what he is worth £20m ? What did we pay for him?
     
  9. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Roberto Pear eyra
     
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  10. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Jose Hole Basil
     
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    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

  12. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Into the semi finals (although not sure if he played at all!)
     
  13. Bubble

    Bubble Wise Oracle

    You could replace Pereyra with fresh air and it would be a huge improvement.
     
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  14. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    He's a career mercurial flatter-to-deceiver who turns 29 this coming season. He's not going to 'get a grip'. If he ever was it would have been following the start he had to last season, and look how that turned out. He will always be a frustrating/disappointing player for us.
     
  15. hornetto

    hornetto Academy Graduate

    Another overhyped Carlos Kickaballs who shows up when he feels like it and looks garbage the rest of the time. A glorified Anthony McNamee. Sell.
     
  16. hornetto

    hornetto Academy Graduate

    Another overhyped Carlos Kickaballs who shows up when he feels like it and looks garbage the rest of the time. A glorified Anthony McNamee. Sell.
     
  17. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Another overhyped Carlos Kickaballs who shows up when he feels like it and looks garbage the rest of the time. A glorified Anthony McNamee. Sell.
     
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  18. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    We should sell him. He's just another overhyped Carlos Kickaballs who only shows up when he feels like it and looks garbage the rest of the time - basically a glorified Anthony McNamee or Jobi McAnuff.
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    We should sell him. He's just another overhyped Carlos Kickaballs who only shows up when he feels like it and looks garbage the rest of the time - basically a glorified Anthony McNamee, Jobi McAnuff or Nordin Wooter.
     
  20. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    With all these veg puns I’m off to Redditouille, you bunch of utter knobs
     
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  21. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I’ve never understood the etymology of “flatters to deceive” as a phrase. I understand the meaning. It just doesn’t sit well with me
     
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  22. Possibly of French origin?
    Flatter has the same meaning in both French and English, but 'deceive' could be a mistranslation of the French 'décevoir' - which also means disappoint.
     
  23. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Thank you. I’m am much less dissonant now
     
  24. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Corn on the ...?
     
  25. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    I’ve never understood what etymology means.
     
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  26. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Something to do with butterflys
     
  27. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Rubber Toe Pereyra. Yeah I got the joke straight away.
    Absolutely brilliant IBB.
     
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  28. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Our older patrons will recall fondly Barry Endive.
     
  29. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    And from a few seasons earlier, Terry Melon
     
  30. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Some media in Italy are saying that Torino are close to signing Simone Verdi from Napoli for €20m. If true it’s likely that would end their reported interest in Pereyra...
     
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  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Simon Green?
     
  32. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Or even ‘Rocket’ Ronny Rosenthal, Chive Lomas and Matthew Spring Greens.
     
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  33. And the younger ones Stefano Okraka - but maybe not so fondly.
     
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  34. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Stephen Ice Berghaus Lettuce
     
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  35. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Awful.

    Keep it up.
     

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