[SIGNED loan] Ozan Tufan

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by YellowKicks, Aug 16, 2021.

  1. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Deeney is going to give him a tour of the local Turkish takeaways and probably barbers.
     
  2. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    The Turkish Jan Molby? Even as part Armenian, I'm in.
     
  3. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    Too fat to catch anyone
     
  4. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Merhaba!

    Bit unfair on Sanli - he was POTS at Boro in the Premier League and only had his strength questioned by Tony Pulis at Stoke later on - Pulis' teams were infamously some of the ugliest ever seen in the Premier league.
     
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  5. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    This fat fxck better stay away from the in flight buffet as we need him to fill the “Kucka Role “ on Saturday .
     
  6. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Surely highly unlikely he will play on Saturday.
     
  7. Yes no chance for a whole myriad of reasons. Step forward Dan Gosling.
     
  8. GarbeliaHornet

    GarbeliaHornet Academy Graduate

    Louza?
     
  9. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Yes, he certainly is.
     
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  10. GarbeliaHornet

    GarbeliaHornet Academy Graduate

    I am going to get so tired of that joke.
     
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  11. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    Not as tired as I’ll be watching Gosling lumber around the place.
     
  12. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Yeah highly doubtful we ll see him till after international break .
     
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  13. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    It looks a roaring Success from where I'm sitting.
     
  14. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    A good footballer who was terribly out of shape
     
  15. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    I know lots of Watford fans would like a team of Gavin Mahon types, plodding along all lovely and workmanlike, but not me.

    Give me a team of troubled geniuses every day of the week.

    Give me Penaranda, give me Tufan, give me Deulofeu, Gravelaine and Wooter.
     
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  16. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    TBF you need a mixture of both.
     
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  17. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Maybe Balotelli's plane will finally arrive at some point.
     
  18. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    Dreams can come true……

    Italian, but plays in Turkey, our newest shopping destination.

    Surely there’s a chance?
     
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  19. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    And Steve Butler of course
     
  20. MIlton Dammers

    MIlton Dammers Reservist

    100%
     
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  21. ddeX

    ddeX Academy Graduate

    Hello there mate :) Well that's a relief. Tuncay was quite the warrior on the pitch and in his prime years when he moved to EPL. All Fenerbahce fans are still mad at him for leaving the club :) He was super determined on the pitch, he'd rally the team to fight all the time. Tufan is on the opposite side of the spectrum actually. He's rather an individual star in his best, not a team player. He'd almost always require being motivated, let alone firing up the team himself.
     
  22. Robert Peel

    Robert Peel Reservist

    That's a hell of a lot of balls going out for a goal kick.
     
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  23. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Reservist

    If he does well he will be Ozan Many Fan.

    If he struggles his only fans will be his parents and thus he will be known as Ozan Two Fan.
     
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  24. Cude>2<

    Cude>2< First Team Captain

    We'll get Gordon Hill on the case
     
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  25. Ah I'll never forget the time Nordin Wooter went past about 5 Man United players, and then instead of shooting decided to go back and try to take them all on again.

    Edited Woofter to Wooter!!!
     
  26. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    He was too beautiful for this world.
     
  27. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Very promising signing, but will he be tufan crime and tufan the causes of crime?
     
  28. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    Wait, we signed Tufan on a Thursday. One for the Mythbusters.
     
  29. RS2

    RS2 Reservist

    No sign of Ozan yet.

    In quarantine or does Sopwell House do an exceptional breakfast buffet?
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    As a Greek Cypriot, I concur.
     
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  31. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Come on Tsitsi!
     
  32. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    You forgot Ramage.

    Before he went all, er, well, you know, embarrassing and offensive.

    Perhaps I should forget him too?
     
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  33. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Given the number 28.
     
  34. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Is that to match his waist :rolleyes:
     
  35. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    #weightgoals
     
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