Next Hornets Manager Odds

Get outta jail free card for Gino if true

 

Think the outside world have long considered us a basket case so I don't think they'll be too put off by our record since January. Think Gino will be utterly perplexed at the prospect of actually getting money for losing a manager he'd clearly rather be rid of himself!

 

That's what working for Pozzo does to a mild mannered man!

 

Since football is these days, a scandalous soap opera for (mainly) men, with us tuning in to find out what joy or tragedy will happen next, I would like our next manager to be the big man himself.

Mr Watford.

Troy Deeney.

(DOOF DOOF!...doof, doof, doof-de-doof...)

 

A Rooney Deeney Super Mega Dream Team backed by Gino come hell or high water. We all know it makes sense

 

Or women wrestling in mud?

 

Mud was an all male band.

 

So , as I see it the shortlist comprises of :

Van Nistelwoy
Wooney
That bloke sacked by Cardiff
That Spanish geezer we tried to nab in January
Pardew
Nathan Jones

 

If those really were the choices, bizarrely, you’d have to go for Nathan Jones.

 

Has anyone a small,sharp pencil?

The time has come.

"The devil with all his instruments of torture will have nothing on me with this pencil ".

 

As much as I loath the guy for his scum connections he does seem to be able to lift players and plays football that has been successful apart from his short spell as Southampton manager.

 

And Stoke

 

So 'S' teams are out. We're golden!

 

If Jones or Rooney get appointed at some point, I'd hand my season ticket back. If I had one.

 

I would buy one just to hand it back.