New Watford Fc Washing Machine

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by reg_varney, Feb 13, 2022.

  1. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

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    This washing machine is a replacement model for the obsolete Poxbury Granada machine which is now manufactured in China under a new company.

    This washing machine is UK manufactured but replacement spare parts are made and sent over from our factory in Udine, Italy.

    Here is the current wash program implemented in the Poxbury Watford model:
    BOLD cycle for colours and dazzling whites, for progressive washing
    CAUTIOUS cycle for delicate fabrics at a lukewarm temperature
    Rinse and repeat after each cycle.
    WARNING: Lack of maintenance in the central workings may severly shorten the cycles

    BOLD <--> CAUTIOUS
    Cycle 1
    Zola <--> Sannino
    Cycle 2 Joka <--> Flores
    Cycle 2 may be interrupted by breakdown followed by a couples of weeks of stuttering at the start of the cycle. Customers should not be concerned and normal service will resume.
    Cycle 3 Mazzari -skip-
    Cycle 4 Silva -skip-
    Caution: The machine may start to clog up with dirt and grease during this cycle. Our specialist team from Merseyside will remove the offending foreign object.
    Cycle 5 Gracia <--> Flores
    DANGER: The machine may impload mid-cycle during May 2019
    Cycle 6 Pearson <--> Ivic
    Special anti-bacterial cycle. If the BOLD cycle scalds the customer then a cheap caretaker can be provided to continue the wash to the next phase.
    Cycle 7 Munoz/Ranieri <--> Hodgson
    Due to severe lack of maintenance over the latter cycles there is a danger that the machine will irreparably break down. This might result in our team of Anglo/Italian engineers stripping out the recoverable parts and shipping them back to Udine HQ.


     
    Last edited: Feb 13, 2022
  2. EnjoytheGame

    EnjoytheGame Reservist

    Seeing as the Pozzo family made a chunk of their fortune selling one of their companies to Bosch this is a particularly appropriate thread.

    However, absolutely no references to laundering or the periodical interest the Italian tax authorities have paid to the business is meant or implied.
     
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  3. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Absolutely, the washing of certain small sized pieces of patterned fabric/plastic is not implied. Any similarities are purely coincidental.
     
  4. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Some people really do have too much time on their hands.
     
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  5. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    Yup, it'a wet, windy bleak Sunday, and that's without considering the football.
     
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  6. Moosegasm

    Moosegasm Reservist

    Does it wash €500 notes from questionable sources?
     
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  7. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    My new washing machine and in fact fridge are both Beko. We used to be sponsored by Beko, bargain bucket cheapey but look really nice. Replaced a Bosch Washing machine that blew up and a Hotpoint fridge freezer that froze itself to death.

    For that reason I'll stick to Beko and so I'm out.
     
  8. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    For some reason, whenever I think of that Beko shirt I picture Jobi MacAnuff wearing it.
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    That would have put me off and I maybe would have gone with another make.
     

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