[RUMOUR] Nahitan Nandez

If we want him, we get him, end of

 

Fixed for you.

 

I don’t want to alarm anyone — but our current midfield options are Kayembe, Cleverley, Louza, Gosling, TDB, Quina and Asprilla

 

NOT GOING TO HAPPEN

 

No pressure Imran.

 

What to get fit.

 

If anyone can, Imran Khan.

 

Would be a genuinely good player at PL level so even if we have interest, I’d be amazed if there weren’t better clubs in for him.

 

Bit old but could open the bowling against Chorleywood if we still play cricket

 

Maybe he's in Mogi's pocket

 

Oh, Nahitan, you will never know,
Anythin' about our home.
We’ll never know how good it feels to boo you (boo you).
Nahitan, we need you so.

 

That's unfair and a bit presumptuous. There's always the possibility he'll sign for us at gunpoint, then try to sue his way out of the contract to sign for a bigger French club.

 

What about Super Ken

 

Will be needed at LB when The €2m sale of Kamara goes through.

 

Cheeky Nandez anyone?

 

Would be a peri good signing

 

Was going to point out that I'd already made the Nandos and peri peri joke earlier today (#)162 but then realised this was actually a thread that started in 2021 and my post today was a duplicate of the same weak pun I'd made a year ago (#12)

 

Spicy rice

 

A couple of chicken thighs between two pieces of garlic bread is a winner.

 

52 Nando jokes and each one better than the last. Reading this thread is like watching an episode of Friends. A laugh every 30 seconds. Brilliant stuff.

 

Nano jokes could be a Freudian slip

 

Not coming anyway due to impending court case - hes up before the beak next Tuesday

 

Your clubs a joke, you’re broke, but Mogis getting paiddddd

 

Is there anyone on the forum who has Nahitan a Nandos ?

 

Ah ex-Watford employee, what a sad individual.

 

What's up with these fake ITK types?

 

It's alright, Dux would never let such a thing happen.

 

We’ve done this before but no, I’ve never been to/eaten one.

 

Are you vegetarian or just wierd?

 

Me neither

 

Been once and never again.

 

Roy Hodgson has found social media. Fair play.