Millionth post

Discussion in 'This Site' started by Levon, Mar 11, 2015.

  1. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    According to the site statistics on the home page, we are due our millionth post in the near future. Is there a prize for that? 'orns, perhaps? Or bragging rights? :p
     
  2. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Whoever gets the millionth post gets a massage from Moog
     
  3. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    I reckon, that as Moog's posts make up nearly 3% of all posts that it will be him that does the 1000000th post, so he'll have to massage himself which I'm sure he would have had plenty of practise!
     
  4. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Whoever gets the millionth post gets banned. Their gift is freedom.
     
  5. RunkleHorn

    RunkleHorn Academy Graduate

    Whoever gets the millionth post gets to put one word of their choosing into the swear filter.
     
  6. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    I'll bet it's 'wages'
     
  7. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    I'd prefer if we could put one member of the forum in the swear filter.
     
  8. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    *** **** *** ***** ** ** **** ** ********** ** *** ***********?
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    It's like the Y2K bug. When the forum hits 1,000,000 post's it'll implode.


    I'd stop posting rubbish if I were you lot.:]]
     
  10. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    But then nothing'll be posted!

    Then you'd have nothing to do here, making you more productive at work. Tell me, who'd want that eh?
     
  11. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I produce plenty at work.

    Granted it's mainly methane, but there's plenty of it.
     
  12. PowerJugs

    PowerJugs Doyley Fanatic

    Better than the **** dribbled out here.
     
  13. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    218 posts needed to reach one million, and we're also one registered member away from 5,000. Also my twin brother comes home from two weeks away tomorrow. If we also beat Wigan tomorrow I may end up buying everyone a coffee.
     
  14. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    I think we need a sweepstake on when the millionth post will be.
     
  15. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    I will put up 5000 Orns/'points'
     
  16. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    Tomorrow, perhaps? We have a game tomorrow, so I imagine we will generate a lot of posts.
     
  17. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Looks nailed on to be tomorrow barring some bizarre posting surge in the next 3 hours 42 minutes.
     
  18. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I'm just hoping jobr pops up to claim the millionth post :]]
     
  19. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    Or Homeandawayhornet?
     
  20. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    i would like PYA to come back, even on loan.
     
  21. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    8 (now 7 to go)
     
  22. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    This isn't working.
     
  23. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  24. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Nope it was csdxl in the computer game thread. Sorry.
     
  25. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    #conspiracy
     
  26. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Not at all I was refreshing oon the homepage every second and it was the computer games thread which was the first one to come up unread when 1,000,000 hit.

    If it was rigged I think I would have picked a better post to be fair. Maybe a more established member as well. It's as accurate as it's going to get and to be fair at least it was a propoer post ratehr than filler.

    In all honesty we probably hit 1,000,000 a few months ago when you consider database losses, moderated posts and deleted sections.
     
  27. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    As accurate as I can be including deleted and moderated posts we hit 1,000,000 at post 158 on 05/09/14. Can't see how to search for that post though.
     
  28. reids

    reids First Team

    Or do what I did, click Activity stream, refresh home page to see how many posts there'd been then count backwards on the activity stream page. Most reliable method we've got, and it was deffo the computer games thread.
     
  29. Levon

    Levon Squad Player

    I guess so. I wonder who our 5,000th member was, too?
     
  30. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    HerefordHorn
     
  31. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Woohoooo
     
  32. AshdonWFC

    AshdonWFC Prediction League Champion 2011/12

    Here's to 2,000,000 :drinking:
     

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