[RUMOUR] Matt Clarke

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by cyaninternetdog, Jul 27, 2022.

  1. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

  2. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

  3. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Would be good
    wfc4ever likes this.
  4. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Probably play him at RCB....
  5. Final "take-it-or-leave-it" offer of £250k already made.
  6. Malteser2

    Malteser2 Reservist

    Lets hope he will shoes us!
  7. Norwayhornet

    Norwayhornet Squad Player

    Come on now we know Gino refuses to pay out for Centre halves!
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    An algorithm designed to predict the most likely name for a Championship defender would have arrived at ‘Matt Clarke’.

    And that’s why I’m in.
  9. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    This is brand new information.
    Chumlax likes this.
  10. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Thank goodness FootballLeagueWorld has reached a verdict at last. It was a real cliffhanger waiting nervously for their collective brains to get together and compute this one.
  11. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

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  12. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Didnt have a thread for him though so thought I would share. I dont read The Pathetic.
    ThePaperBoy likes this.
  13. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    I hear Mogi's brokering the deal so we'll now be paying £4.5m.
  14. At least it means we'd get him !
  15. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Just spoke to my Derby mate and he said he's better than any of your muppets in defence. Good enough for me.
    All joking aside he said he's perfect for left of a three, not as slow as he looks, can hit a pass and joins in with the attack. The best thing is that he puts his body on the line to block shots. He can't understand why Brighton haven't used him.
    cyaninternetdog likes this.
  16. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Fits the bill. Has to happen.

    Get it done MoGino
  17. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    Would be a good signing for us, but Leventhal and FootballLeagueWorld are about as unreliable between them as you can get.
    The girl in row H likes this.
  18. J.B

    J.B First Team

    More Leventhal fanfic I fear.
  19. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    That didn't take long. :p

    Sounds interesting, and well outside our usual asking age range of a new player. See how it goes I guess.
  20. This rumour is just a load of cobblers.
    Malteser2 likes this.
  21. Markoa$

    Markoa$ Squad Player

    Never happening. We’re going to sign right footed Dylan Bronn from Metz because…well because he’s Mogi’s boy.

    All this nonsense of HG waffle is just that, waffle. The excuses will be made as to why we couldn’t sign a proven HG LCB and our fans will simply do this

    simpleMASH likes this.
  22. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    I’d agree if Andrew French hadn’t said he’d seen a the list of targets etc.

    That said, doesn’t mean we will actually get any of them.
    simpleMASH and Markoa$ like this.
  23. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Yes fecking please.
  24. Sort of OK

    Sort of OK Reservist

    This rumour has Adam Masina returning as LCB written all over it.
  25. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Clatt Marke
  26. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Mark Clattenburg.
  27. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member


    My fave!!
    WillisWasTheWorst likes this.
  28. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    There are people who can’t stand marzipan.
  29. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I prefer their brother - Clarke Catt.
  30. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    But would the manager and players call him Mattie or Clarkie?

  31. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Pollock and Clarke have to fight for the Mattie nickname, preferably not literally
  32. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Reservist

    Competition for places.

    And names.

    That'll toughen them up for the Champ.
    Hogg-DEENEY!!! likes this.
  33. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist

    Reminds me of this shocker Hearts created a few years ago. It's fair to say it didn't sell well up there!
  34. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Mmmm… Rhubarb and custard.
  35. tonycotonstache

    tonycotonstache Reservist


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