Mario Suarez

:yawn1::yawn1::yawn1::yawn1::yawn1::sleeping:

 

Don't wake up.

 

Dusty? Is that you?

 

I hope he doesn't sign, it would be brilliant watching Watford fans lose their **** and moaning like morons in Nottingham.

 

It's amazing that we're even waiting impatiently for news of signings of this calibre. I for one don't care whether it happens or not. For me, it's simply enough that we've had 78 pages of anticipation.

 

Looks like they may have driven him through West Watford and down Vicarage Road to see the ground.

Should have kept him at the training ground until he had at least signed rather than showing him the sights of Watford

 

To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive

 

It could just be Fiorentina holding things up. They have to fax over the players registration and transfer paperwork don't they so we can register him with the FA? The club like to announce things after every last thing is done, even more so after the Holebas saga!

 

He saw this:

http://www.watfordobserver.co.uk/news/14238399.IN_PICTURES__Are_these_Watford_s_ugliest_buildings_/

 

WD Sport just released this. Signing today after finer details have been ironed out.

Groundhog Day.

https://twitter.com/WDSport_/status/693078261744713729/photo/1

 

FML Groundhog day is the day after the window closes :dismay:

 

That was posted six years ago

 

What if they can't iron out the details? Whose iron are they using? We should be told.

 

Just use the dry cleaners. Surely with all the money swilling round the Prem they can cover the extra cost.

 

Further tests suggests we're not entirely happy with something. Dodgy knee I'm going for.

 

Muscular imbalance

 

I understand Gary Neville has barricaded Mario in the toilets and is desperately pleading with him.

 

they are testing for sam and ella poisoning

 

Laughed out loud in the office.

 

I have heard whisperings that they have finished dotting the i's and crossing the t's. They used the word 'it' a lot in the contract hence why it took 24 hours.

He now has to stare at QSF without blinking for 20 mins.
Score more goals than Capoue (shouldn't be too difficult)
Pick out Ben Watson in a Police line-up
Beat Troy Deeney at arm wrestling

Might take a while...

 

The feeling you get when you hear Suarez has gone to Bournemouth

 

Are we actually sure this guy exists?

 

The next Sietes.

 

Mario? Mario Suarez? I thought that was you!

 

Everything will be fine. He's a Watford player.

If anything it's probably his agent trying to add some bonuses and incentives that weren't originally spoken about and agreed upon. Now he's passed his medical his agent is most likely trying to get the best deal possible for himself and Suarez.

 

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

 

I heard he accidentally choked on a biscuit and the body has been hidden in a broom cupboard whilst they clubs wonders how to tell Fiorentina, his wife, the public, the baying Watford supporters....



In other news the next stage in Vicarage Road development has been announced, a patio will be built behind the north west corner....

 

:sleeping:

 

:elton:

 

[video=youtube;Hz64hWng2vM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hz64hWng2vM[/video]

 

[video=youtube;jaX9odmqgjI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaX9odmqgjI[/video]

 

He is a Suarez - double checking his teeth are included in the deal

 

[video=youtube;wAVl_IJV5eI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAVl_IJV5eI[/video]

 

Some light entertainment to kill the time while you wait.

[video=youtube;nGA-GCq7JWM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGA-GCq7JWM[/video]

 

This is getting ridiculous now