[RUBBISH] Mario Mandzukic

Linked today by the Italian media. Free agent last played out east.

'Only' 34 can't personally see any legs in this one. Same outlet that originally linked us to baliotelli

 

Just ripe for a 4 year deal one would think.

 

Excellent player, to be honest, although whether he still has enough of it at 34 remains to be seen.

Has to be better than Murray, though!

 

Give this man a 10 year deal immediately.

 

He's three years younger than Minty though.

 

...and probably STILL faster than Murray is today.

 

Lol

 

Can we call him Mandy?

If so finding a song will be easy.

 

How will he fit in with our existing strikers, like Joao Pedro or Balotelli?

 

As a sign of gratitude to Juventus, he waived his wages in his last year there. You could say he gave without taking...

 

Capable backup to Balotelli, primarily here to act as a sort of mentor to JP; help him settle in with the language and culture.

 

A more innocent interpretation of the song than I would have given.

 

So negative. He's got to get in front of Glenn Murray to do that.

 

He would destroy the championship. Even at 34.

 

I didn’t think Manilow was into that sort of thing?

 

It was a joke

 

Aha!

 

But they sent him away?

 

Enough of it!? Mario Mandzukic in the Championship at 80 would have enough of it. Obviously not true but he's unreal.

 

He'd been been losing you?

 

Let’s be honest, this thread shouldn’t even make it to 2 pages in length.

 

I haven't seen him play in a few years, to be honest. Not going to make assumptions.