List Of Man Untied Fans To Gloat Over

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Clive_ofthe_Kremlin, Nov 21, 2021.

  1. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Father of former partner - ha ha ha you armchair muppet. I really hope you were watching or listening and each of those four was a big blow to you. Ha haha. You ****.

    2 x ex-bosses - One OK, the other a nincompoop. Don't care today. Have it equally the both of you. Ha ha ha etc. Oh and the Indian girl I used to work with who was all patronising about Watford just before we played Man U, because her bloody boyfriend 'supported' them. Then they hammered us on that occasion and she was even more patronising the next day. Whatever 'ha ha ha' is in Gujurati. I hope you remember me today.

    Juan the Cuban doctor/salsa teacher. I told you compadre it was a bad idea to support them, but you were obstinate and wouldn't listen. You see how ugly Man Utd are now? Perdoname una risa compadre....ja ja ja ja ja etc...

    Also famous Man Utd fans. I hope some of then are waking up feeling a bit blue this morning.

    Lisa 'porkchop' Riley for one.
    Mick Hucknall for another. He must look a right sight in a red replica shirt....talentless pub singer and ginger arse with a bad taste in football teams.

    Oh and Snoop Digggettty Dawg or whatever his name is. He's one too apparently. He's the one that comes on the adverts all the time getting paid millions to hawk a company that exploits its minimum wage workers mercilessly.

    I'm sure there must be many more.

    Who are YOU lording it over today?
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  2. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Haha great post.

    for me it’s every southern armchair fan who barely know the game. This guy number 1:

    Many of these types of fans would barely know a Watford player.

    avit ya pricks
  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Eamonn Holmes must be near the top of anyone’s list of a’hole Man Utd fans along with Mick (wanted for crimes against humanity) Hucknall.
  4. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Andy Goldstein, I can normally manage about 2 minutes of him on Talk Sport before his Man Utd bias surfaces, and he somehow manages to turn a conversation about the meat pies at Accrington Stanley into something about SAF or Ronaldo.
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  5. Aberystwyth_Hornet

    Aberystwyth_Hornet Squad Player

    For me, it's a Man united fan that pulled up in a van outside my house talking loudly on his phone when we were 2.1 down to Everton. He said us and Norwich were a disgrace to the league and should be removed. Obviously we went on to win and around 24 hours later, i thought they'd had their comeuppance when utd lost to Liverpool by the same score line as us. If i do ever see them again i would ask if United should be kicked out of the league if they can't even get a point against Watford...
  6. AndrewH63

    AndrewH63 Reservist

    It has been a bitter sweet weekend ****ing QPR won again
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  7. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    My BiL who is a "passionate" Man U fan bus has been to see his team at Old Trafford less times than me. IE zero.
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  8. Eric IS Bananman

    Eric IS Bananman Academy Graduate

    I had trouble understanding his thick Mancunian accent.
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  9. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I dislike this man
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  10. Witneyellow

    Witneyellow Reservist

    Yes, but look who they beat! (Unless I missed the sarcasm/irony flare in your post!)
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  11. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Terry Christian.
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  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Zoe Ball
  13. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

  14. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Mark Goldbridge - proclaimed Internet celebrity
  15. Eric IS Bananman

    Eric IS Bananman Academy Graduate

  16. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

  17. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

  18. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    The last two minutes is actually quite funny
  19. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    They beat the scum. Great weekend
  20. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever First Team Captain

    Look forward to seeing what excuses Andy Goldstein has on Talksport .
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  21. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Geoff Boycott. "My nan could have saved those shots with a stick of rhubarb" etc etc
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  22. brinnyboy1985

    brinnyboy1985 First Year Pro

    Luton couldn’t even sell out for their 2nd derby. Tinpot
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  23. Exactly Knight. No matter how much you dislike QPR, surely the fact they beat the scum is cause for celebration!
  24. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Goldbridge is absolutely butters, it's crazy.
  25. reids

    reids Squad Player

    I'm ashamed to admit that I supported Man Utd as a youngster, my first ever football game was QPR vs Man Utd at Loftus Road in 1995 I think (my friends dad was a QPR season ticket holder and took me along). That was my one and only Man Utd game and I think i've attended more of their games than 99% of their fanbase.
  26. Eric IS Bananman

    Eric IS Bananman Academy Graduate

    For me it's these 'fans' I want to gloat over...the ones from all over the world who couldn't point to Manchester on a map and when Ronaldo joins them, they stop supporting Juventus and suddenly are Man Utd fans who are fervently in favour of the ESL.

    Foster did a pre-match interview and said there are a couple of teams you genuinely worry about but 17 or 18 you believe you can take points off including Man Utd.

    The responses were glorious - for background Sonaldo Fernandes claimed later he's a Liverpool fan - we all know Liverpool fans want Man Utd to do well and De Boss claimed his girlfriend tweeted that.

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  27. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Reservist

    I wonder if Man United fans think football is a TV programme. I watched a few of the crappy so called fans YouTube videos lastnight for amusement and rarely did I hear a North West accent.
    Last edited: Nov 21, 2021
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  28. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Reservist

    Our official facebook posts are just full of Africans slagging us off when we play the big teams, and telling everyone how we will get humiliated blah blah blah.
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  29. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    When someone asks me who I support and I say Watford, then there's inevitable chortling and ribbing 'whoar Watford eh! Sack your managers, Troy Deeney, Elton John.' Then if they say they support Man Utd, it's conversation over.

    There are lots of clubs' fans I loathe, but Man Utd 'fans' are never worth talking to about football. It's utterly pointless. They are clueless about the game, beyond their own little bubble. I don't even hate them. I just refuse to recognise their 'fandom.' I tell them as much and then that's it. No more chit chat.
  30. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    TBF The proper Man Utd fans loathe these individuals as much as the rest of us
    But I agree with what you say that you cannot have a general chat about football with these characters
  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I don't recognise any 'proper' man Utd fans. They are all just brand consumers in my book.
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  32. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    He won't mention it until after 6pm on Tuesday .
    Cole Stockton's goal for Morecambe will get more attention.
    Say what you like about Adrian Durham but he would get stuck into any
    "Big" team who had a shocker at the weekend.
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  33. Davy Crockett

    Davy Crockett Reservist

    That's a bit harsh really .
  34. onion8837

    onion8837 Reservist

    James Nesbit.

    Take that you ****
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  35. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    It stands to reason that any ‘Utd fan’ you encounter in the Home Counties is going to fit Moog’s description perfectly.

    The proper Utd fans you speak of surely live in Manchester don’t they?
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