[NOT HAPPENING] Kevin Bonifazi

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by LeedsOrn, Jun 9, 2021.

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  1. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    How about near nudity?

    I learned today there is a website called footballersinunderwear.blogspot.com, and Kevin features in it heavily.

    What has been seen cannot be unseen.
     
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  2. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    There’s only one true Kevin, the Prince of Boateng.
     
  3. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    No-one would have taken Pirlo seriously if his first name was Barry
     
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  4. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    He's pretty dishy. But then again didn't everyone say the same about Beckham and Owen at one point? Now Owen's face looks like a block of melted cheese and Beckham likes wearing skirts.
    Back in topic, I wouldn't kick him out of bed. ;)
     
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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Strange. I'm posting naked at this very moment and I can see this post has got through ?
     
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  6. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Thank you.

    But please never EVER compare puny weeds like michael frigging owen to studs like this bloke and beckham FFS.
     
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  7. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Virtual nudity differs greatly from the real world. You could well be sat in your birthday suit right now, but unless you use a webcam to post a video of you posting, I don't think you need to worry my friend.
     
  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    It’s true.

    Everyone one is like ‘wow, Roberto Di Matteo, what a wonderful, romantic Italian name’.

    Really, he’s just Bob Matthews like the geezer that fixed my gutters a few years back.
     
  9. K9 Hornet

    K9 Hornet Border Collie Dog

    Joe Green: Come and see my new opera!
    Public: No
    Guiseppe Verde: Itsa great!
    Public: OK
     
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  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Omg that's disgusting. [​IMG]
     
  11. LouOrns

    LouOrns First Year Pro

    Udinese have until tomorrow to redeem their €7m clause on him
     
  12. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    He's got a few suitors in Serie A. Cagliari are seriously looking at him.
     
  13. LeedsOrn

    LeedsOrn Reservist

    Yep but Udinese have a contractual right to redeem him. They could buy him just to flip him for a quick profit.
     
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  14. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

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  15. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Close to signing for Bologna according to Di Marzio’s website.
     
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