[NOT HAPPENING] Kevin Bonifazi

It’s mentioned in this article that Udinese’s CB (on loan from Spal with an option to buy) Kevin Bonifazi could potentially be sent our way if/after Udinese take up the option. He’s 25. Seems decent.

https://gianlucadimarzio.com/en/cag...or-the-defense?k=M19ka2xmOTA0OTBrZm9nOTg0Mzkw

 

Has a lovely face, so it’s an obvious yes from all of us.

 

As mentioned in the transfer suggestions thread, there's an outside chance this is who Giaretta was in Italy discussing recently.

Anyone have any idea if he's an upgrade on T-E or just another T-E?

 

Too handsome for a CB, for that reason I'm out. Need more of a Martin Keown looks-wise.

 

Left footed, looks cultured on the ball, hunky and Italian.

Ticks all the boxes.

 

I don't think he's good enough and you'll have to trust me on that.

 

Sadly just realised I tick none of those boxes.

Bah.

 

I once wore some Ray Ban Wayfarers, smoked Gauloises and listened to Serge Gainsbourg whilst on the ball. Cultured as f*ck.

 

Fixed for you m8

 

I believe he's right footed. But still decent. Better than Kabs, Wilmo and Cathcart.

 

Baah.

Humbug.

 

I'm genuinely shocked, I'd always assumed everyone on this forum was a swarthy smoldering Mediterranean male, seconds away from their lifetime physical peak.....

 

I think that was Almen Abdi.

 

AT ******* LAST!

I've been crying out out for a dishy Italian hunk at CB for years. This guy ticks every single box imaginable. He is nothing short of utterly stunning.

The men in the crowd will want to be him, the women will want to be taken roughly from behind by him.

Actually scratch that, I've just seen some topless pics of him oiled up. The men will want exactly the same thing as the women.

Get him signed, whatever the cost. Just DO IT.

 

Yeah, everyone but me fits exactly that description.

 

I have to admit I also didnt quite make the cut on that one....

 

Are you a swarthy smouldering Mediterranean female by any chance?

 

Is he Maria Sakkari?

 

Was waiting for this, and you did not disappoint.

 

People on this thread have a weird perception of what attractive is. This guy is a baldy and clearly lying about his age being 25. Nothing handsome about him at all.

 

Oiled up torso pics?

 

I think some people have missed the important part of this story and it's that Pedro is going to either Udinese or Cagliari. Worrying.

 

Lol at his parents having the choice of all those lovely lyrical Italian forenames and picking "Kevin".

 

Fair point.
Kevin Aligheri doesn't sound so good.
'His Holiness is delighted to announce that Kevin di Lodovico Buonarotti Simoni has completed the Cistine Chapel'.
Kevin Brunelleschi ...cont'd page 94.

 

He reminds me of a bald version of someone from The Bill. can't think who but not the lady who was in Eastenders and married to the Italian captain from 'Allo,'Allo.
'Waddamistakeatamake'.

 

Not sure if I'm being wooshed but that baldy twerp is NOT our hunk.

 

João Pedro already gone to Cagliari. Very worrying! Especially how he seems to have aged so quickly.

 

How did you get access to my photos?

 

Sistine thicko!

 

Can any females please confirm he is a dreamboat?

 

This might help

 

Blimey, he's like if Roberto Pereyra had ever grown up into an actual adult.

 

damn I tried to post more pics but they arent showing. WHY?

 

No nudity allowed.