In goal we could have Fabian Assman, though he's been known to let one slip through his legs from time to time...
Amazed nobody has mentioned this legend........Bernt Haas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernt_Haas .......Yes he's real.
It's okay though, because if he cacks himself we've always got some spare Pants on the bench to make a swap.
I bet Jonathan Hogg would also love to come back from his loan at Villa to play for this team, he'd be as happy as a Hogg in shi...