Jorge Andres Segura has apparently signed. A 20 year old centre back from Columbian club Envigado FC.
[video=youtube;LXiGIEmT0-8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXiGIEmT0-8[/video] I can't tell if the South American attackers are all just midgets, but he looks huge
I think the fact that hes been linked to us, and not any other clubs means he must be rubbish / I think the fact that hes been linked to us, as well as loads of other clubs, must mean he s rubbish. Ergo hes rubbish. The collective wisdom of the WFC Forum has spoken.
Ergo may well be rubbish but we are discussing JAS on this thread. Just a pozzo investment for future profit. Will never play for us.
Another one clearly scouted at the Under 20 Championships. Judging from the video he's tall, quick and rash in the tackle. Looks like he'll be perfect at replacing Britos for conceded fouls and yellow cards.
Can imagine it now - its 2020 and he passes cleanly to Juanfran who runs up the wing before crossing low to Oulare who flicks it on to Penaranda to miss an open goal.
Penaranda "the hottest prospect to come out of Sth America since ...etc etc" can't get a game for Malaga at the moment after wasting the first half of the season at Udinese.
I'd go for Penaranda on the left, Oulare through the middle and then sign that Orsolini bloke we were linked with for the right. No need to specify which of our current players I'd have sitting behind them, though he could be getting on a bit by then.
Another signing for the Pozzo machine, I think there is every chance he will never wear a WFC shirt. Now that WFC are the principal team in the Pozzo empire, I think we are going to see more and more players being signed by us basically on paper only, with the players real destination being elsewhere. It is a system that the Pozzo's have used legally and successfully for sometime, and I have no objection to WFC being used in this way, as we have benefited from this system, especially in our early days in the Pozzo family.
...and if we were ever to qualify for Europe we could just drop Oulare, for surely a frontline of SS would strike fear into the hearts of any Central European teams.
Kaka is still making defenders crap their pants with messy runs, somewhere in Brazil, from what I can gather.