[RUMOUR] Jonathan Panzo

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Burnsy, Dec 11, 2020.

  1. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

  2. mindthegap

    mindthegap Academy Graduate

    He's almost panz.
     
  3. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Sancho Panzo.
     
  4. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Plays for Dijon and is therefore... mustard!
     
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  5. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Sounds like a typical Panzo signing.
     
  6. We hate 48

    We hate 48 Reservist

    Whatever happened to the heroes
     
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  7. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Treatment room.
     
  8. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I hope we sign him quickly, otherwise this could turn in to a Panzo drag-on saga.
     
  9. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    There's no more heroes anymore.
     
  10. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    It is panzo season, to be fair
     
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  11. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Oh no it isn't!
     
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  12. Hairyfrog

    Hairyfrog Squad Player

    He's behind you!!!
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Gon 2 Udinese m8.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Same thing as all the Craig Shakespearos. They watched their Vicarage Rd burn.
     
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  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    built like a German tank
     
  16. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    He'll keep running and won't break down, then. That's a yes from me.
     
  17. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    The later panzers from the Tiger onwards did. Lack of testing, overweight, poor manufacture, suspension problems. Reliability was a huge issue for the Tiger, King Tiger and Jadgtiger. The Panther and tank killer Jagdpanther were the best combination of armour, speed and armament and eventually reliability but thankfully Hitler loved his heavy panzers. Bigger according to the lunatic was always better. Some of the tank plans as for the ironically named Maus were absurd and the delusions of a maniac.
     
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  18. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Another Pozzo Panzo scheme
     
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  19. Sahorn

    Sahorn Reservist

    Technically excellent when working but ultimately they all ran out of fuel.
    Even the objectives of the Battle of the Bulge (recapture of port of Antwerp and split allied armies) relied on the capture of US fuel dumps.
    Madness.
    Does he have a good engine?
    Does he have the fuel to keep going?
    Will he break down?
     
  20. Happy bunny

    Happy bunny Cheered up a bit

    That was then, this is now. Our boy doesn't wear baggy shorts and shirts with no sponsor's logo.
     
  21. folkestone orn

    folkestone orn Squad Player

    Sign this lad up and we'll blitz the league
     
  22. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Would be a brilliant signing.
     
  23. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player


    How has no one done a Deeney / battle of the bulge / built like a tank joke yet?
     
  24. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    That Maus was crazy, didnt they mind a partially built prototype in Berlin or am I thinking of a slightly smaller big tank
     
  25. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    A signing of true intent, parking our tanks on the lawns of our promotion rivals.
     
  26. Smudger

    Smudger Messi's Mad Coach Staff Member

    Two prototypes of the Maus were built Cthulhu. One was partly destroyed in Berlin and it's remains were added to the other prototype to create a working machine that was taken back to Russia. It now lies in the Kubinka Tank Museum.

    HG Wells postulated the idea of giant land battleships in his book The Shape of Things to Come turned into a largely forgotten but memorable and should be watched Things to Come which alarmed politicians and civilians in the run up to the Second World War. The Germans considered building a thousand tonne land cruiser (landkreuzer) during the Second World War. Guderian like the other capable generals such as Rommel and Manstein thought the idea ludicrous. As mentioned before his numerous arguments with the homicidal maniac meant he was removed from decision making along with others like Manstein.


    Science fiction or fact ? Music by a forgotten British composer Arthur Bliss (who became Master of the Queens Music)who deserves to be recognized and is best known currently for his score for the ballet Checkmate.




     
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  27. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Yes I was just rereading about the landkreuzer. The designer was a submarine guy. Repurposed naval guns

    surely impractical because you could just immobilise by staking out the tracks and it’s huge size made it a massive target.
    But apparently 25 mph which I find astonishing
     
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  28. LeedsOrn

    LeedsOrn Reservist

    TuttoUdinese again reporting Udinese's interest in Panzo. Says he would be available for 3m or so. (https://www.tuttoudinese.it/calciom...are-l-udinese-pensa-a-panzo-del-digione-79872). Could they buy him for us for FFP/EFL sustainability purposes. Either way bringing him in to the Pozzo stable would be a smart move.

    Can play LB or as a left-footed CB. Would be a move with a lot of upside. He plays a lot for England U21.
     
  29. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Yes, this would be a smart move has the potential to be a good player and he is likely to significantly increase his value.
     
  30. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Surest sign yet we aren’t interested.
     
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  31. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Yes would be good for Udinese. Wonder which of their **** reserves this would free up to join us ?
     
  32. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    Not sure I think he would likely come to us I know he is playing abroad now but he is from London and has said in the past that he would like to come home.
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Zeegelaar?
     
  34. lutonh8a

    lutonh8a Squad Player

    He actually plays every week for them and don't do too bad. Scored against Juventus at the weekend
     
  35. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    But is he a CB who "can play LB" in the same way that Dawson and Mariappa "can play RB"?
     

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