[RUBBISH] Joao Pedro

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  1. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

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    #WatfordFC transfer update. Understand that there is serious interest from #SouthamptonFC in #WatfordFC forward Joao Pedro. Southampton have proposed a deal and are awaiting a response from #WFC. Deal would be a blow to the hornets but hopefully time to get a replacement in. #WFC #SFC
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  2. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Hahahahahaha
     
  3. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Excellent. Ings swap deal?
     
  4. MIlton Dammers

    MIlton Dammers Reservist

    Comedy gold
     
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  5. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Shane Long for me Clive
     
  6. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
     
  7. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    It's Deadline Day. That means it's time for El D's "hilarious" wind ups...
     
  8. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    Would fit the model perfectly, a striker who doesn’t score goals.
     
  9. WalthamstowHornet

    WalthamstowHornet Academy Graduate

    Seems like Gosling was actually the João Pedro replacement.
     
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  10. MIlton Dammers

    MIlton Dammers Reservist

    I think he was the everyone replacement
     
  11. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Surely not..
     
  12. carboy98

    carboy98 Reservist

    This would be *Mega-Bants*
     
  13. Come On Watford

    Come On Watford Academy Graduate

    Going from bad to worse
     
  14. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    If this happens we need a scale of measurement beyond bed wetter, it will no longer be fit for purpose.
     
  15. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    LouOrns reporting this is basically done
     
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  16. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

  17. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Can't believe people are still getting whooshed by Eld D's lame posts.

    Though some love to believe immediately that anything negative about the club must be true.
     
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  18. MIlton Dammers

    MIlton Dammers Reservist

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  19. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Reservist

    What's next? Sarr loaned out to Swansea so he can get some minutes?
     
  20. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Cant see this happening, but lets hope he doesnt do a Doucoure after he got his head turned by Everton and down tools.
     
  21. Cassetti's Beard

    Cassetti's Beard First Team

    Haha, that was a good one.
     
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  22. Manatleisure

    Manatleisure Squad Player

    What made me smile was where it says "Deal would be a blow to the hornets but hopefully time to get a replacement in". :)
     
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  23. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Haven't watched The Office in a while so needed a good dose of cringe. Thanks El D!
     
  24. MIlton Dammers

    MIlton Dammers Reservist

    Right! Stop this thread! It's SILLY. Very SILLY indeed! Started off as a nice little joke about JP being sold, but now it's just got SILLY! CLEAR OUT, THE LOT OF YOU!

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  25. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Superb El D.
     
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  26. RookeryLad

    RookeryLad Reservist

    I have Leventhals tweets on alert.

    I can confirm this is a wind up.

    It was actually Leeds And not Southampton.

    ;)
     
  27. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Take the money and run
     
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  28. bedmond_hornet

    bedmond_hornet First Year Pro

    Would stop him from scoring against us.
     
  29. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Had me for a minute there! Was like one of those zombie dudes from 28 days later.
     
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  30. El distraído

    El distraído Johnny Foreigner

    Ahaha what a vivid description.

    I can imagine you running full pelt towards the offices at London Colney, red-eyed and frothing at the mouth.
     
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