I,i,i,i,fwah, Fwah, Fwah It’s The Tories

Discussion in 'Politics 2.0' started by Moose, Sep 29, 2021.

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Who do you want as the next Tory party Leader

  1. Rishi Sunak

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  2. Lizz Truss

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    I remembering reading/listening to something that was about how de Pfeffel, literally, has no friends and has little idea whay a friendship is. He expects to rewarded for his loyalty to 'others' (fark nose to whom) and has shown how generous he can be to people he regards as loyal with that most tangible of currencies, OPM (other peoples' money) and now armed with this country's Ruritanian trinket box...
     
  2. Bwood_Horn

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  3. Bwood_Horn

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  4. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    [TIN_FOIL_HAT]Are the various leaks and accusations about Williamson being a very nasty piece of work just a nice bit of dead-catting for some far more serious allegations...[/TIN_FOIL_HAT]
     
  5. Bwood_Horn

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  6. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I enjoyed reading this piece over the weekend and thought I'd share it....

    Observe, this dark weekend, a contrast. On Whitehall, the centre of British government, the Royal Family and leaders of our political class gather to pay solemn tribute at the Cenotaph to those who gave their lives for their country in the two world wars and other conflicts since. In a year that has witnessed the death of our beloved longest reigning monarch and political turbulence involving the rapid turnover of three prime ministers, the annual ceremony is especially poignant and shows Britain at its best.

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, in Australia’s Springbrook National Park, a party of ‘celebrities’ gathered to watch as Matt Hancock, the former Secretary of State for Health, and the man who presided over the government’s authoritarian response to the Covid pandemic, eagerly dived into a tunnel where liquid excrement was poured over his head on live television, followed by an assortment of what he called ‘creepy-crawlies’ including insects, maggots, and scorpions.

    Later, after enjoying his bushtucker meal of a camel’s penis, a sheep’s vagina and a cow’s anus, Hancock was quizzed by his fellow contestants about the actions that led to the loss of his job last year when he was pictured passionately kissing his lover Gina Coladangelo after telling the nation to observe social distancing and keep well apart, and forbidding us to visit the sick and dying.

    Challenged by former pop star Boy George and ITV presenter Charlene White about his hypocrisy when they had been unable to say farewell to elderly relatives dying of Covid, Hancock replied : ‘Yeah. Well, there you go…’ before lamely claiming that his Covid rules were merely ‘guidance’ and that he had broken no law. He then emotionally said that he had come on the show in search of ‘a bit of forgiveness’.

    Back in Britain, another leading politician, Sir Gavin Williamson, resigned from the government ‘to clear his name’ after he was accused of bullying behaviour towards colleagues and civil servants. Williamson hotly denies the allegations, but this is his third resignation or dismissal from senior political posts for various reasons, and – to misquote Oscar Wilde – ‘ to lose one job, Mr Williamson, may be regarded as a misfortune, to lose three looks like carelessness’.

    Let’s leave aside for a moment the total lack of self-awareness on Hancock’s part over how his actions may appear to others, and Williamson’s repeat offending which show him at the very least to be a nasty piece of work as well as invincibly stupid. We can also ignore Hancock’s probable motive for being willing to look a total prat – or if you prefer, ‘a good sport’ – in front of millions. He is being paid a reported £400,000 for his efforts down under, and with his political career already in the dunny, he took a clear-eyed decision to shed what little was left of his reputation and dignity, ignore his constituents and his job as an MP, not to find forgiveness but to pursue an alternative vocation for the reward of ready money.

    After all, Ed Balls and Michael Portillo had led the way in carving out lucrative TV careers after their political ambitions crashed and burned. Though tripping the light fandango on the Strictly dance floor, or chuffing round the world by rail is a good deal less humiliating and ridiculous than munching animal anuses or exposing yourself to mockery, hatred and contempt – not to mention showers of sh 1t – as Hancock is now doing.

    No, without undue pomposity or falling into Hancockian hypocrisy ourselves, what is truly significant about the shaming of these two failed politicians is that they symbolise the sad moral decline of our ‘leaders’ as a political class. In the 20th century cabinet ministers resigned if they were caught committing adultery with showgirls or frolicking with Guardsmen in St James’ Park. They then – like Jack Profumo – spent the rest of their lives quietly doing penance for their sins with unpaid charity work, or, like Ian Harvey, campaigning for homosexual law reform. They did not go on TV to humiliate themselves for vast fees while bleating about forgiveness or vowing to clear their names.

    Can anyone imagine for a moment Winston Churchill, Harold Macmillan – himself a heroic Guardsman wounded on the Somme – or Clem Attlee, one of the last men off the bloody beaches of Gallipoli, behaving like Hancock or Williamson? In those dim and distant days we may have disagreed with our politicians but at least we respected them. Today we merely snigger and sneer.

    This Remembrance weekend above all is a time to compare what we were with what we have become as a society and hang our own heads in shame. For most disturbing of all is the fact that we are the audience who lap up the sadism of I’m a Celebrity with such eager relish. So the fault does not entirely lie with the absurd and contemptible Hancock or the nasty and pathetic Williamson – it lies with ourselves.
     
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  7. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Where's that from @Lloyd?
     
  8. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    The Speccy. Tends to be the only thing I can be ar5ed to read these days
     
  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Ah, the mythic past when everything was better and it’s all our fault it’s got worse.

    Not of course the Conservative Party itself or those interests that propelled the rise of populism in this Country (championed by the Spectator) to rid themselves of irksome regulation and taxation. No matter that they stamped on Parliamentary honour and convention, divided the Country by wars about culture and immigration and found every way to profit themselves and their class mates. Let’s blame the punters.

    Meh.
     
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  10. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    That's an interesting interpretation, Comrade!
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Bounce short-lived.
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  12. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    In a shocking turn of events, changing the PM didn't magically fix all of the problems plaguing the UK in the wake of a string of f*cking stupid decisions.
     
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  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A PM isn’t just a for a month. It’s forever.

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  14. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

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  15. Lloyd

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  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Have to disagree. Wheelie bins are highly entertaining.



     
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  17. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Easiest game of spot the moron I've ever played.
    There appears to be no wrong answers. (ignoring each end and the back row)
     
  18. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Embarrassing, surely for the Brexit Tories to have expended so much effort and it ends up with Jeremy Hunt doing a 2010 coalition remix with eyewatering tax takes and cuts?
     
  20. Bwood_Horn

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  21. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  22. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    A good photo-portrait should really show something more of the subject than just representation:

    Screenshot 2022-11-17 at 10-13-38 'My links to fascists were made in spirit of education'.png

    https://www.kentonline.co.uk/folkes...ists-were-made-in-spirit-of-education-277255/
     
  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    It’s all in the presentation. Social rents can rise by 1% above inflation. Hunt announces this will be capped at 7% saving tenants on average £200.

    That’s right. Some people’s rent is going up 7% and that’s a saving.
     
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  25. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A large ‘ahem’ went round the House as Hunt explained that they are able to look after people with the energy assistance scheme or by keeping the triple lock because of the Tories’ superb management of the economy since 2010.

    I swear even some Tories laughed.
     
  26. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Regardless of where you sit in the political spectrum, a party that does a full u turn on everything they stand for in the economy in just two months is not fit to govern.
     
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  27. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Agreed but fitter than if they'd carried on regardless.
     
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  28. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    Puts to bed the 'better with the economy" argument for good though, doesn't it?
     
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  29. sydney_horn

    sydney_horn Squad Player

    Exactly. It was the same MPs behind the front bench cheering Truss and Kwarteng just a few weeks ago.

    Why should we trust their judgement ever again?
     
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  30. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    And the claim that ‘Austerity is over’.
     
  31. Jumbolina

    Jumbolina First Team

    Yup. I’ve gone from big tax cut to big tax rise in 8 weeks. Blithering idiots.
     
  32. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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  33. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    So Rishi, on reflection would you agree that it was a mistake to give away billions to fraudsters during Covid? What a bunch
     
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  34. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

  35. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    There’s an inescapable feeling I get from his body language and the little smiles that he tries to stop from appearing, but can’t quite suppress, that while Hunt knows the situation is grim, he’s absolutely loving being Chancellor. I mean in your face ERG/Labour/SNP loving it.
     
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