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Who do you want as the next Tory party Leader

  1. Rishi Sunak

    7 vote(s)
    63.6%
  2. Lizz Truss

    4 vote(s)
    36.4%
  1. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Didn’t age well.

    ‘Socialist’ lol. Sunak is worth more than the Royal Family.

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  2. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    Two down - four to go
     
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  3. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Rees-Mogg has gone because the destructive lies he has been telling have hit the end of the road.

    Reality has caught up.
     
  4. cyaninternetdog

    cyaninternetdog Forum Hippie

    Agent Truss did her job, dont be fooled.
     
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  5. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Brandon Lewis gone and Wendy Morton likely too.

    But don’t despair, we could well see the return of Gavin Williamson.
     
  6. EnjoytheGame

    EnjoytheGame Reservist

    It really is the massacre of the mediocre.

    Clarke, Berry, Buckland, Maltloaf, Lewis, Moggy-Moggy-Moggy-Out-Out-Out.
     
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  7. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    I thought he was the lead singer of The Killers?
     
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  8. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    No that’s Tim Flowers.
     
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  9. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Mogg? Mediocre?

     
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  10. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Don’t speak to soon. Dowden seen entering No 10 along with Braverman.

    Though you maybe can’t describe Braverman as ‘mediocre’. I’d go for ******* awful and unhinged.
     
  11. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    What's happened to Shapps?
     
  12. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Braverman's just been given his job. Which shows how farcical the whole thing is because she only resigned from it last week, purportedly for breaking the ministerial code by using her personal email to share official papers.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Badenoch enters No 10. Here is Kemi Badenoch announces the BBC’s Sean Ley. It’s Bay-den-noch says Kemi huffily, as if the World should give a single ***. A bit reminiscent of Kamala Harris’s whopping great ego but not quite at the Norman St John Stevas level.

    So anyway, that’s Kemi Badenoch and definitely not ‘Bad Enoch’.
     
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  14. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    More like "Bad Enough"
     
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  15. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    That’s horrific. It’s no change then from insulting and gaslighting the public while bullying others cruelly. Just maybe a bit more austerity with it.
     
  16. V Crabro

    V Crabro Reservist

    Braverman is a very strange appointment - she gives me the impression of being an accident waiting to happen.

    My prediction is that Sunak will regret this appointment within the next 12 months.......
     
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  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Don’t you worry about Shappsy. Not a Tory Government ever made that won’t eventually call on Mr Safe Hands.
     
  18. Heidar

    Heidar Squad Player

    Must... Praise... Boris...
     
  19. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Sure but it shows he’s not ignoring the far right of his party, and stops potential rebellions.

    Northern Ireland role surely has Gove’s name written all over it.

    Edit: actually, perhaps he’ll be the health sec. He’s good at getting massive briefs moving.
     
  20. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Stride and Keegan are two good appointees.
     
  21. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Barclay is health sec. Oh dear.

    And Coffey as evironment sec. Oh dear oh dear.
     
  22. reg_varney

    reg_varney Squad Player

    A government of all the talents, I don't think. Bar a few exceptions it's a re-shuffled Johnson Cabinet. The same useless failures.

    Thérèse Coffey appointed environment secretary. We'll be back to burning coal.
     
  23. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    If this is the ‘talents’ god fecking help us.
     
  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    For what reasons? Electorally or is that a competence-based assessment?
     
  25. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Keegan was good on Superstars.
     
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  26. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Pragmatic, well-respected in the party, and more talented than some of those being replaced (and many which remain).
     
  27. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    Gove back as Levelling up. Fair enough.
     
  28. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    She broke security protocol, but that was 7 days ago. As we all know a week is a long time in politics.
     
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  29. miked2006

    miked2006 Premiership Prediction League Proprietor

    It's amazing that in today's Tory party, it's easier to send official docs using a personal email, rat on yourself, and be 'forced to resign honourably' than it is to just say you want out.
     
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  30. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A couple of c*nts then. Sorry, but I’ve had enough of their shytehousery.

    Tell me someone is going to really help people and not just willingly nod in more austerity and I might listen.
     
  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A bit of a drama queen really. He only had to ride a flipping bike.
     
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  32. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Admittedly not as good as Terry Jacks.
     
  33. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    He had a number one with ‘Seasons in the Sun’. He wasn’t on Superstars. Are you having a bit of a ‘senior’ day?
     
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  34. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    It was a joke, you muppet. Brian Jacks.
     
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  35. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Jesus...
     

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