Greetings Form Up The Road!!

Looking forward to his post-match report.

 

Depends how many crayons he ate during the game I guess.

 

I think he eats his hands instead?
Peculiar little man.

 

Reckon you might need a few of these tonight after your spectacular showing today.

 

now thats mean I think he does not eat crayons because crayons are not something you should eat but I do think he will not be feeling great about the game but I reckon he wouldn’t like any game he didn’t win but at the end of the day they are at least a team with heart and even if there ground is made of scaffolding and you enter it under a set of council townhouses you have to admit they have passion and you shouldn’t of said that they eat crayons because I don’t think you know that

 

I have a little crayon,red I think,in my car.
I found it at Tiny Toes and kept it.
I'll save it for him.

 

I'm a horny Horn after that performance against the knackers.
Endexed em on the pitch, off it they didn't show up
****in rats

 

WHY?
nice fella I'm sure, but are you so bored in life?
Football was tribal, not this sorry arsed state of affairs now.
IF you'd come here and called everyone out an questioned our parents, I'd have more respect.
As it is, Wilf Rostron says **** off you tramp

 

I take it you pulled a sicky.

 

Starting to think Hemelad is Nathan Jones