For Those That Don’t Go Anymore

What do you now do on a Saturday afternoon.

golf? Shopping with the other half? Watch hive live?

 

Shoutbox.

 

S&M brothel?

 

I hoovered our flat & washed the car whilst listening to Hive Live. I knew I would be disappointed, so I wanted to be sure that I’d achieve something that would counter that.

 

Anything else.

 

I go to an M&S brothel.

Bit more upmarket than the Tescos or Sainsbury’s ones .

If inflation carries on like this however , you might see me sneaking into a dirty Lidls shop.

 

I still go but next two games I’ll be at a Buddhist meditation retreat in Scottish highlands where you have to hand in your mobile phones so won’t have any idea of the Scum result till 6 days later .

 

I spent most of the second half yesterday clearing dog mess up in our garden.

 

I knew there must be something more enjoyable to do on a Saturday afternoon instead of Watching Watford.

 

I went yesterday but felt just like some of the players. Mentally checked out.

 

I have a luxurious ****, with lotions and unctions

 

B and M bargains. The absolute go to place for brothels. Allegedly.

 

I spend my time thinking of sarcastic things to say on here to upset people.

 

Sat down the local pub and watched the rugby, and I don’t even like rugby.

 

Spent the afternoon in London with my daughter at an exhibition and then some pub hopping and dinner.
Was literally 1000 times more enjoyable than being frisked and then watching those ****s.

 

Pub for first al fresco beer of the year. Would usually be at the allotment but Mrs K is away so am dog-sitting solo.

 

When I finish on court I sit and wait for Pozzo to reply to my numerous emails!

 

Haven’t you heard? He’s in listening mode now and ready to meet and greet his public. No doubt it was your email campaign wot won it.

 

Is that so?
Well I never.
I'll thumb through my contacts for an agent, perhaps Sian who was Paula Radcliffe's?
I'll be ready for the clamour of media interest then!

 

In Wales the best brothels are Sheep.com ones, or SheepShack.eu, or SheepRUs.ind. Worth a pop if you’re ever here, bang tidy

 

This scene from The Inbetweeners movie pretty much covers it.

 

Get many Cyclops in there of an evening?

 

I still go, I just support the other team

 

In fairness it's time well spent as you have nailed it!!

 

Very catty - bravo!

 

I know I might sound like @Keighley but, assuming @Knight GT is female, it should be brava!

 

Haha what makes you think @Knight GT is female ? The fact that he has an attractive woman as an avatar . ?

 

I always had Knight as male, but thinking of our arguments down the years maybe there is some frisson there?

 

I stopped going long before the recent dip. In fact pre GT stand.
I stopped enjoying the match day experience. Expense, hassle of leaving, getting treated like a 2nd class citizen, putting up with the moron minority.

I've even stopped listening to commentary. What do I do now? No idea, but it's infinitely more enjoyable.

 

I must admit I was going by the avatar… and what I learnt from working in a conservatoire:
Bravo! for male performers and Brava! for females.

 

You have learned well, Master Baht’ At.

Although I think you are wrong about Knight’s gender…

 

I am honoured master Keighley and realise the error in my assumption. I should have remembered what another master taught me many years ago: Ass/u/me makes an ass of u and me.