Football Rumours nonsense thread

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by IRB, May 15, 2011.

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  1. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    I think we need to restart this thread before the summer of rubbish rumours, some current gems:

    - Beckham
    - Hakan Yakin
    - Jozy Altidore
    - Gavin Hoyte!

    Last edited by a moderator: May 18, 2012
  2. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Watford are to sign Bournemouth Goalkeeper and Left-Back Shwan Jalal and Rhoys Wiggins respectively, but the deal is expected to collapse if Bournemouth get promoted to the Championship.
  3. alip01

    alip01 Reservist

    What sauce comes with the Number 3 about us having a bigger transfer budget?
  4. J.B

    J.B First Team

    Someone with Goldenballs making a contribution to his future investment?
  5. IRB

    IRB THe artist formally know as ImRonBurgundy?

    Theyre all from the same source, thats the point:
  6. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player


    15 May 2011 18:30:42

    Connor Smith from Watford to join Tommy Smith at QPR

    Definitely someone on here, who's guilty?
  7. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    hahaha! thats a good one
  8. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

  9. alip01

    alip01 Reservist


    You got me! :biggrin:

    We should start spamming the page with Connor Smith rumours!
  10. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    And Walcott, Watford supporting links, crown jewels, vegan etc, first person to get one of those ******ed fans on Watford FC fan page to post a rumour actually believing its true wins.
  11. alip01

    alip01 Reservist

    I've now linked him to Newcastle - they've got Alan Smith :)
  12. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    da ***?
  13. Smithy

    Smithy Moderator Staff Member

  14. simms

    simms vBookie

    I've sent one in.

    If it pops up, guess which one it is. :biggrin:
  15. jpROOKERYwfc

    jpROOKERYwfc Squad Player

    the beckham rumour is well and truly doing the rounds
  16. simms

    simms vBookie

    Duncan Frombleau, a 33 year old left back from Championnat de France amateur team AS Lyon-Duch re, is to have trials with Championship side Watford during the close season. Despite having retired several seasons ago to persue other careers he helped out his boyhood club towards the end of the current season and those displays didn't go unnoticed by Malky Mackays scouts.

    :biggrin: Genius
  17. simms

    simms vBookie

    'Watford have taken giant Norwegian defender Haivis Veste on trial with a view to a permanent deal. Veste, who plys his trade in Sweden with FC Kiruna has caught the attention of Watford scouts with a series of commanding displays in the Swedish 'Allsvenskan' league. Veste would certainly provide stature to the Hornet's defence standing a commanding 6ft 10ins in his stockinged feet. A rueful Malky Mackay told reporters 'There's defintely a trial taking place. .would be undoubtedly a stand out feature on the pitch and easy to pickout at set pieces'. {Ed00


    Eddie Oshodi has turned down a new deal at Watford after hearing about interest from sides such as Arsenal, Inter and Real Zaragoza.


    Double genius!
  18. simms

    simms vBookie

    Dale Bennett ('Emma' to his teammates due to his obsession with the soap Emmerdale - extra little tidbit for everyone there that I found out when I was sat next to a table of Watford players in Nando's recently) is being tracked by Wigan, Cardiff and QPR. Watford got him to sign a new 2 year deal at the beginning of the month so they would recieve a larger fee.

    Haha nandos.
  19. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    I've put an absolute peach up there Simms, keep your hand on the refresh button.

    Edit: Is now up :rolleyes:
  20. YellowKicks

    YellowKicks Squad Player

    Watford to launch an audacious bid to resign Legendary striker Theo Robinson

    Not mine, but superb work :sign15:

    It's believed the lucrative play as you pay deal that was close to taking Theo Walcott to Watford has broken after sources close to the club, and very similar to that of ImRonBurgundy (potentially even the same source), had revealed shocking doubts into Tommy Smith's paternity of academy starlet Connor. Walcott, horrified by the tv soap like drama at the club pulled out of the deal at the last minute, which too may effect the signing of Haivis Veste, who had stood out as a potential early summer signing. New WFC owner Laurence WfcThroughandThrough was unavailable for comment.

    Think I win :cool:
    Last edited: May 15, 2011
  21. TheDon

    TheDon First Team

    CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS! So excited XD
  22. wfcthroughandthrough

    wfcthroughandthrough Squad Player

    Inaccurate. I told you he will sign and wear the number 53 shirt. GET BUYING!
  23. alip01

    alip01 Reservist

    "15 May 2011 22:30:37
    Scott Loach is subject to a £10 Million pound bid from Spurs to replace the out going Gomes.

    Watford have concerns that he might drop the pen whilst signing the contract, thus giving away his true ability."

  24. J.B

    J.B First Team


    I think I can guess who is responsible for that one.
  25. J.B

    J.B First Team

  26. SouthernHornet

    SouthernHornet Reservist

    16 May 2011 00:12:11

    Watford will struggle to keep graham, loach and cowie. Graham will leave for west ham or qpr for £6million, Cowie will go to blackpool for £2.5million and loach will be gone to newly promoted norwich but watford will pay the fee off £500k. On the other hand in a mad panic of cash inflow mackay will sign for west ham, dyche will loan david beckham and keep ellington on a £25k a week new deal for his efforts at watford

  27. J.B

    J.B First Team

    'Darius Henderson's proposed summer move from Sheffield United to Watford has hit a snag after it was discovered that the Hornets legend is in fact contracted to Sheffield United until June 2012, not June 2011, contrary to reports from supposedly in the know Watford sources''.
  28. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    You really are quite up yourself aren't you? As stated on the other thread about Hendo where you tried getting a dig in, the rumour of it happening is not based at all on when his contract ends. It is based on a conversation that has taken place. My assumption that his contract finishes this summer aided it, the fact that he has another year left does nothing to suggest the transfer won't be discussed further.
  29. J.B

    J.B First Team

    I'm not up myself at all and I don't for one minute doubt your vast in the know credentials.

    All that I am doing is copying Watford related rumours that someone else has contributed to this site.

    Perhaps they have the same sauce?
  30. simms

    simms vBookie

    " Watfords transfer budget set to be doubled, after signing a new advertising deal with vegan food giants Poddingtans".

  31. Goldenmist

    Goldenmist Reservist

    The B's are currently looking to purchase a house in Radlett and evaluating Habs for the kids. Therefore....
  32. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    Amazing to think that we genuinely did try to sign him a few years ago..
  33. J.B

    J.B First Team

    I have been reliably informed that Beckham will join Watford when his contract at LA Galaxy expires in January 2012.

    EDIT: His contract with LA Galaxy actually expires in June 2011.

    DOUBLE EDIT: His contract expires after the MLS Playoffs in November 2011.
    Last edited: May 16, 2011
  34. Iceman Cometh

    Iceman Cometh Academy Graduate

    his contract expires in November after the MLS play offs!! won't be available until January at the earliest!!!

    So you were kind of right the first time
  35. J.B

    J.B First Team

    ''My good friend Luke Varney has told me that several championship sides are after him, his home town Leicester not included, which is his preffered destination.

    Teams interested are:

    Southampton, Watford, Ipswich, Brighton and one other which i can't remember.

    I'll keep you updated.


    Sounds pretty legit.
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