Favourite Quotes

"I don't believe in astrology, I'm a Sagittarius and we're sceptical." Arthur C Clarke.

 

"Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself".
I don't know who said it but it's certainly true

 

Sorry Sydney I've just noticed that I pinched your line.

 

Not everything that can be counted counts , and not everything that counts can be counted-Einstein

If nothing else works then a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through-General Melchett (Blackadder)

 

I believe it was actually Spike Milligan, not Sydney.

 

Ken (Brendan Gleeson) : Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a ****. You're a **** now, and you've always been a ****. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger ****. Maybe have some more **** kids.

 

Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

 

'To you, to me'
Barry and Paul Chuckle

'Who's on first'
Abbot and Costello

 

Life moves pretty fast, if you don't stop once in a while you could miss it

 

"Real life" quotes:

"I refer you to the answer given in Arkell vs Pressdram".

 

Look around the room/table/forum, if you can't identify who the idiot is, it's you. - Various

 

Come hell and high water

 

There are 10 types of people.
Those that understand binary and those that don't. - some smart alec computer nerd person.

 

My favourite quotes are these “”.

 

‘What arrow?’ Harold II Godwinson.