Fave Home And Away Kits

I like all of those except the Solvite one. I also have the silver blue and red black ones still.

 

Not a fan of 98/99 kit.
The 2013/14 away kit was cool.
I watched Watford play Yeovil in a rearranged away game on a cold February night. A 0-0 scoreline.
We had that Scandinavian guy up front, totally useless. Can't remember his name.
Keifer Moore had an airshot from 6yds out for Yeovil late on. They ended his contract that season.
The kit looked good.

 

This one

 

Uninteresting fact. Ipswich had the reverse version in the same season. Green body, brown sleeves.

 

Heretic!

 

Ranegie?

 

That's the one

 

Are you the blond or the brunette Rose?

 

Hung, drawn and quartered would seem a fairer sentence

 

I can't actually see the shirt but I am admiring the crisps. Certainly one of the classics.

 

Who's stupid idea was this!

 

Gino rn:

 

Who would buy this monstrousity???

 

Just when you thought this club couldn't get any more embarrassing...

 

This is about the worst thing ever

 

I'm possibly in a minority of 'one' here *but* I absolutely love it. It's the sort of thing I always wanted 'us' to have as a third kit.

 

I'm going to get an order and then sent to me. I love it.

 

There are things that are so bad they’re good, then there’s are things like this that are so bad, they make you wish you’d never been born so you didn’t have to see it.

 

Someone in the club signed that off.
Someone, signed that off.......

 

Mrs Willis said that it looked like Little Johnny’s mum had cut up some of his old shirts and stitched them together to make him a novelty one for Christmas.

 

Great kit. I don't wear football shirts but I did buy that one a few years ago, it has hung in my wardrobe ever since. A complete waste of money but a shirt of beauty.

 

Wow. The face of the human being behind a forum login…..and you’re really pretty ! I thought you’d look like a specky computer geek !

 

Here you go — peak CarlosKickaballs on “Fave Home and Away Kits”. Brutally funny, dismissive of nostalgia, full of sensory insults, and casually absurd. Styled just like his real forum posts — short, scathing jabs and surreal metaphors.

Thread: Fave Home and Away Kits – Nostalgia or Trauma?

Everyone’s banging on about the 98–99 kit like it’s the Turin Shroud. It was a breathable poly-blend sack that clung to you like guilt in a confession booth and turned transparent if you so much as looked at a raincloud.

The 2012–13 Puma kit? That thing fit like a clingfilm glove and made every player look like a pissed-up delivery driver with gout. Bonus points for the sponsor looking like it was printed in someone’s shed. Iconic.

Worst one? Easy. 2019–20 half-and-half crime against humanity. Looked like a wasp had been steamrolled by a traffic cone. Whoever designed it should be sentenced to five years of watching Deeney penalty replays with the sound off.

As for away kits — I’ll allow the all-black Macron one from 2015. Only because it made us look like we might actually rob a point and your nan’s handbag on the way out.

Anything blue is immediately disqualified. We’re not Ltn and we’re not Chelsea’s carer. End of.

Anyway, back to refreshing the club shop to see what fresh horror Adidas have cooked up this year. My money’s on “radioactive custard with sleeve vomit trim.”

— Forum Picarso

 

Quoi?

 

L*ton Town's kits for 2023-25

 

I think that looks fab….seriously. I’ve looked on the hornets shop and can’t see it. Anyone know where you can buy it?