Emma Saunders - Stadium Announcer

Discussion in 'The Hornets' Nest - Watford Chat' started by Diamond, Oct 18, 2015.

  1. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    She was at Luton for BBC's final score ..

    Must have been after something to do or needed the money!
     
  2. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Aren't the 3CR studios (namely "our" region's BBC TV studios) in Scumland?

    PS @mods I want @wfc4ever sanctioned for writing that filthy word.
     
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  3. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Yes they are (most of the presenters are Hatters).

    Sorry thought it might be edited out like Vialli is!
     
  4. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    An excellent announcer. And damned easy on the eye too ...
     
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  5. Bloke

    Bloke Reservist

    I love Emma Saunders, and the good news is, I have it on very good authority that she has a penchnat for slightly overweight, balding men in their 50's. Boom!
     
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  6. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    You misheard: she has a basement for slightly overweight, balding men in their 50's - she chucks them in there once they start getting a bit too stalker-y... it's at London Colney next to the one where the Pozzos keep the foreign managers and our injured players.
     
  7. KelsoOrn

    KelsoOrn Squad Player

    Strange that. I have it on equally good authority that she has a real penchant for somewhat overweight, not balding, stroppy old argumentative barstewards in their 60s ...
     
  8. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Good with Dawn French.
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    sexist pig
     
  10. vic-rijrode

    vic-rijrode First Year Pro

    I'm sure that Emma is not a pig.
     
  11. Relegation Certs

    Relegation Certs Squad Player

    Porcinist.
     
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  12. Forzainglese

    Forzainglese Reservist

    The advantage with being a porcist is the sows can't text back fashionable abuse claiming 'hashtag me too' - what with their big trotters and small brains and so forth.
     
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  13. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    If our stadium announcer was Dawn French, I fear we would see the same lovelorn and sex starved reactions to her as we see with basic Emma.
     
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  14. Leighton Buzzer

    Leighton Buzzer Reservist

    Wow yeah, thats for sure.
     
  15. Luther Bassett

    Luther Bassett Reservist

    Yep, that’s me in.
     
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  16. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Agreed, its actually making me cringe reading this page of replies.
     
  17. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Mods, please merge threads:

    A brief tactical look at Emma Saunders.
     
  18. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    And no evidence to believe she is sexist.
     
  19. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

  20. Jossy

    Jossy Reservist

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  21. Optimistichornet

    Optimistichornet Penguin Assassin

    one of our own....shes one of our own. emma saunders, she's one of our own.
     
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  22. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

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  23. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

  24. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Probably the "international experience" on her CV that swung it for her.
     
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  25. RookeryDad

    RookeryDad Squad Player

    Good to see Emma championing Troy's patented 'Eezee Relax Waistband'.

    Increases 5 sizes in seconds.
     
  26. Tricky Dicky

    Tricky Dicky First Year Pro

  27. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    Nice one. Lovely lass and best of luck to her. Emma, just watch out for Big Ears Lineker stealing those Walkers at half time.
     
  28. Roger Irrelevant

    Roger Irrelevant Reservist

    Looks like she's replaced Kirsty Gallagher on 606. Thank God.
     
  29. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    No doubt Twitter is go mad with aguish asking why a lady with Watford connections is on 606 - "what does she know about the top teams" etc?
     
  30. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Great stuff. She posts on here apparently so I want to say, good luck, well done and I listened in my underwear which I had to change at one point.

    Cheers.
     
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  31. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    I hope so. The video of her actions whilst a caller was live on her show showed her for the stuck up ***ctrumpet she is.
     
  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    the man city one? Can't see why the fuss. Not to go SJW about it but men on call ins are worse and little fuss is made.
     
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  33. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    Bit creepy and perverted. Not a good look and certainly not something I really want to read in 2019.

    You're normally quite funny but I didn't like this GD.
     
  34. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Yeah @GoingDown , hold that thought until 2020.
     
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  35. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    Never been the same since she split with Lyle.
     

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