[REPORTED] Danilo

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by TomWatfordFC, May 28, 2021.

  1. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Have to say, Caracas is one of only two places I've felt 'unsafe.' Nairobbery is the other.

    Venzuela is a batshit crazy country. Absolutely beautiful and diverse nature, but so hard to negotiate as a traveller.
     
  2. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    I coach a lovely lady who works for BA ( or doesn't at present).
    She told me that when they were in Nairobi she and a couple of air crew colleagues were escorted by robbers back to the hotel they were staying at and then robbed,all at gun point.
    Not high up on my list of places to visit.
     
  3. luke_golden

    luke_golden Space Cadet

    That’s why I always tip my Uber drivers.
     
  4. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    I was on a train in Peru and I can swear everytime we exited a tunnel a different person was sitting infront of me. Spent the next hour or two sitting on my backpack. The most uneasy experience apart from being threatened to get stabbed in Tunisa and Turkey.
     
  5. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

    I’ve been there and certainly the ride from the airport to hotel through the middle of Nairobi makes you nervous but also appreciating what you’ve got. Kenya was a fabulous country though
     
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  6. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    I presume you didn't go there any time recently?
     
  7. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Yeah about 10 years ago now.
     
  8. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    I've never heard of this Sky Sports Deutschland journalist before, but I'm willing to assign him the role of final independent adjudicator in this matter, and if he also states that a '6' = a DM then I'll consider it case closed:

    https://mobile.twitter.com/Sky_MaxB...^1405169207311015937|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=
     
  9. reids

    reids First Team

  10. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Honestly couldn’t say, but right place, right time. It’s a goooooooooooolllllllllllll…
     
  12. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Almost Gray-esque.
     
  13. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    A number of tweets repeating our interest. From accounts with far more followers than this one, but this account put it most amusingly.

    ‘Danilo was probed again by Premier League Watford.

    Let's wait for more from this soap opera, which is back on the agenda again, on the market.’
    https://twitter.com/porcosep1/status/1424720863929278464?s=21

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  14. Probing him could go one of 2 ways, he either finds it enjoyable and is on the next plane to Blighty for some more, or he doesn’t like it and files a restraining order against us.

    Lets see how this one pans out.
     
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  15. lowerrous

    lowerrous First Team

    Maybe trying again after missing out on Yokuslu.

    Doesn't match Leventhal's claimed description of who we're supposedly after though.
     
  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy First Team

    Plus he would likely cost about 3x as much.
     
  17. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Doesn’t have to be for this window, but unless Hughes comes back to the fold we do need another.
     
  18. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Maybe he’s having late night visits from alien greys.
     
  19. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Dunno what kind of soap operas they have over in Brazil but not sure that sort of thing would get past the censors if it went on in Albert Sq or the Rover Return.
     
  20. ITK platypus

    ITK platypus Squad Player

    I stayed outside Nairobi in a campsite and it was a tremendous relief to get out of the city as I felt very conspicuous. That said I felt even less safe when a lion entered the camp site, I had to hide under my bed.

    Luckily the lion left without eating (or robbing) anyone as far as I know.
     
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  21. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Don't worry, lions don't eat platypi.

    Or chicken pie for that matter.
     
  22. magic

    magic Statto & Vordamen's lovechild

    I work with a Brazilian Palmeiras supporting hornet (he not ITK just a football fan)

    He back home at the moment so asked him about any Danilo rumours resurfacing.

    He's not heard anything but went on to mention that Danilo is a regular in their team at the moment and they don't have a replacement in the squad.
    Currently top of the Division and playing in Copa Libertdores this week
    Most of the good form can be attributed to Danilo being constant in the team.

    If he goes it will have to for a decent fee - so that probably rules us out.
     
  23. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    His price was listed in excess of £10m when we were last interested lol, we ain't paying that!
     
  24. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    If we don't get him, it will be a disaster. End of.
     
  25. HeiaWatford

    HeiaWatford Reservist

    Or a disaster for him if we do.
     
  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Good news that no one mentioned being eaten by the lion.
     
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  27. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Maybe he said he didn't, but he was lion.
     
  28. Rookery Refugee

    Rookery Refugee Reservist

    Regardless of what happens, it will prove that Gino is an idiot.
     
  29. Supertommymooney

    Supertommymooney Squad Player

    Very paw effort.
     
  30. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Shame, it was my mane joke
     
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  31. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Take pride in your work.
     
  32. Arakel

    Arakel First Team

    Claw, fangs!
     
  33. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    No worries. Didn't want to hurt your felines.
     
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  34. Johnny Todd Sings

    Johnny Todd Sings First Year Pro

    Rubbish. A lion once ate my chicken pie. It did leave the sprouts though.
     

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