(1) Daniel Bachmann

Discussion in 'The Team Bus' started by hornmeister, Aug 13, 2017.

  1. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    LOL
     
  2. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    A few Achilles injuries at the moment, possibly from a change of intensity in training from a more placid tempo to a more intense one?
     
  3. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Seems he has gone with the squad to Spain .
     
  4. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    He's in Spain without the S.
     
  5. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    As are we any time a cross comes into our box
     
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  6. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    So has Cleverley. I saw the clip from the official site with him limping in his special moon boot.
     
  7. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Gone out there for the bantz.
     
  8. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Where would you rather be in November/December?
     
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  9. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Australia
     
  10. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    He's spotted playing ludo and it is a well known fact you can't play ludo if you have done your Achilles.
     
  11. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    It’s high time Gino clamped down on our playboy squad and their flashy show off ways.
     
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  12. SkylaRose

    SkylaRose Administrator Staff Member

    So that means Okoye gets a warm welcome as our new #1 when Hull turn up at the Vic first game after the break. Let's hope it's not a baptism of fire - he was a bit on the crap side in the League Cup game but so was most of the team then.
     
  13. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Is Bachmann injured or not ?

    Nothing official from the club - no great surprise maybe !!
     
  14. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Tbf we're not averse to playing people when they have serious injuries...
     
  15. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    They posted a picture earlier of him on a bike cycling around. He's probably caught a nasty case of the Foster's.
     
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  16. domthehornet

    domthehornet Moderator Staff Member

    Isn't that most cases/pints of Fosters?
     
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  17. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Well Ludo is an improvement on his usual (no)Cluedo.
     
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  18. TomWatfordFC

    TomWatfordFC Reservist

    Training in Spain, so seems fit
     
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  19. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    Dubravka has been recalled to Newcastle. Maybe Man Utd will come knocking again.
     
  20. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

  21. leighton buzzard horn

    leighton buzzard horn Squad Player

    He is seemingly the squad spokesman each time they have one of these collapses in effort and performance levels. He has spouted the same stuff so many times this season it is probably best if he just keeps quiet from now on. It is tiresome, hollow nonsense.
     
  22. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    Blah blah blah, heard it all before Daniel.
     
  23. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

    True but he has the balls to speak about it. Again something is wrong, attitude wise amongst the squad.
     
  24. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    He has a template.

    Inserts the name of the latest team we've donated a couple of goals/three points to and then spouts the same drivel.
     
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  25. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Bit like when we win .

    The usual footballing cliches trot out.

    And we know what will happen on Saturday now he has called others out!
     
  26. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

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  27. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

  28. I Blame Pozzo

    I Blame Pozzo First Team

    A handy aid, similar to that which teachers use for their pupils at report time. Only difference being here there are no encouraging aphorisms.

    "Tends not to listen in class".

    "Has worked hard on their arithmetic/spelling/basket weaving delete as appropriate.

    " Contributes well in class".

    "Take up swimming" no, wait, that's one of mine!
     
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  29. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team Captain

    The list is actually code. It's what the WFC media put into their AI algorithm. It comes back with the player's name and a handy phrase, then they post in on the official webpage.
     
  30. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Reminds me of bull$hit bingo.
     
  31. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Reads like they all going on the same media handling course... which is probably not far from the truth.
     
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  32. Since63

    Since63 Squad Player

    Pity Bachmann hadn’t been on a football handling course.
     
  33. wfc4ever

    wfc4ever Administrator Staff Member

    Probably is actually a footballers PR guide somewhere .
     
  34. RS2

    RS2 Squad Player

    We have a keeper who cannot kick a ball properly. His short passes are often to the wrong foot and wildly inaccurate would actually be an upgrade on his long kicking, it's pathetic. We know he's crap in the air, he used to have shot stopping nailed but he's even started making **** ups with routine stops now. It's clear the players have absolutely no faith in his kicking anymore, I'm surprised we didn't try for a keeper last month.
     
  35. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    We absolutely should have, but I'm not at all surprised we didn't.
     
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