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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Kicking myself because I didn’t have a look in her basket. My guess would be a pie, a cabbage, pint of blue milk, chocolate digestives and a bottle of red wine.
     
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  2. FromDiv4

    FromDiv4 Reservist

    The financial crisis hits everyone. You can't keep a horse and shop at waitrose anymore.
     
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  3. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Had to share this important update in case any of you missed it. Apparently this mundane **** is what passes for civil discourse in the social media age.

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  5. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Can't stand this sort of blatant product placement. I'm sure she will have been paid £1000s to namecheck this cafe.
    Interesting that she was cold around the bottom but seemingly not around the front.
    Has the dog just p****d on that skirting board ?
     
  6. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  7. Clive_ofthe_Kremlin

    Clive_ofthe_Kremlin Squad Player

    Dear neighbours,

    I have been having trouble over the last few weeks with youths thinking it's acceptable to boot my front door without provocation and run away leaving very clear footprints for the police to analyse. They have forensic evidence, and are seeking the boys concerned. These boys are approximately 12 years old. They might not understand that the age of criminal responsibility in the UK is 10 years old. I will not hesitate to have the people responsible prosecuted because they are damaging my front door. This could *effect* their whole future.

    I'm having to go to the expense of getting CCTV to get images/proof of wrongdoing. I'm appealing to residents in the xxxxx road area of the barrio to impress on their children that this behaviour will not be tolerated, and that the full weight of the law will be used.

    I'm a peaceful person, who has worked very hard over the years for what I've got. ( Which isn't very much ) but I will do what is *nescaserry* to protect myself and my property from this behaviour. I would much rather this is sorted by strong parenting than police involvement. Please help me to preserve the barrio's good name by stamping out this behaviour.

    Thank you.
     
  8. wfcwarehouse

    wfcwarehouse First Team Captain

    Outstanding.
     
  9. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Clive you need to suss out what time they do it and prepare.

    Balance a bucket of your own piss on the window ledge above, tie a string to the handle and attach the other end to the door ****. When they kick the door and it opens it will tug the string unbalance the bucket and give them a golden shower.
     
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  10. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    I’m still getting over the Roman one
     
  11. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

    Get a Ring doorbell
     
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  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  13. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

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    Wonder if she'd be the first to complain about kids running round the same place?
     
  14. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

  15. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

  16. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

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    This good enough?
     
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  17. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    You're right, this website is a gold mine. However there are genuine and well intentioned things in there but just clicking on a random town and you'll find something

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  18. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    The driver knows it! and does NOTHING about it. Even when I tell him to get out and sweep it all up with a dustpan and brush!
     
  19. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Council should be able to issue on the spot Heinz.

    Who walks around with one sheet of kitchen roll? Seems odder to me than the haricot horseplay.
     
  20. Ilkley

    Ilkley Formerly known as An Ilkley Orn Baht 'at

    Careful. A pun like that acts like the Bat Signal to @The undeniable truth. He’ll be along soon with 57 more.
     
  21. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    I'm reliably informed they're away but likely to Ketchup next week.
     
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  22. Teide1

    Teide1 Squad Player

    Thats's Saucey!
     
  23. BigRossLittleRoss

    BigRossLittleRoss First Team

    Don’t take the brown acid .
     

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