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Kicking myself because I didn’t have a look in her basket. My guess would be a pie, a cabbage, pint of blue milk, chocolate digestives and a bottle of red wine.

 

The financial crisis hits everyone. You can't keep a horse and shop at waitrose anymore.

 

Had to share this important update in case any of you missed it. Apparently this mundane **** is what passes for civil discourse in the social media age.

 

Can't stand this sort of blatant product placement. I'm sure she will have been paid £1000s to namecheck this cafe.
Interesting that she was cold around the bottom but seemingly not around the front.
Has the dog just p****d on that skirting board ?

 

I've seen far too many 'gems' on this:

https://www.fixmystreet.com/

 

Dear neighbours,

I have been having trouble over the last few weeks with youths thinking it's acceptable to boot my front door without provocation and run away leaving very clear footprints for the police to analyse. They have forensic evidence, and are seeking the boys concerned. These boys are approximately 12 years old. They might not understand that the age of criminal responsibility in the UK is 10 years old. I will not hesitate to have the people responsible prosecuted because they are damaging my front door. This could *effect* their whole future.

I'm having to go to the expense of getting CCTV to get images/proof of wrongdoing. I'm appealing to residents in the xxxxx road area of the barrio to impress on their children that this behaviour will not be tolerated, and that the full weight of the law will be used.

I'm a peaceful person, who has worked very hard over the years for what I've got. ( Which isn't very much ) but I will do what is *nescaserry* to protect myself and my property from this behaviour. I would much rather this is sorted by strong parenting than police involvement. Please help me to preserve the barrio's good name by stamping out this behaviour.

Thank you.

 

Outstanding.

 

Clive you need to suss out what time they do it and prepare.

Balance a bucket of your own piss on the window ledge above, tie a string to the handle and attach the other end to the door ****. When they kick the door and it opens it will tug the string unbalance the bucket and give them a golden shower.

 

I’m still getting over the Roman one

 

Get a Ring doorbell

 

Wonder if she'd be the first to complain about kids running round the same place?

 

Yeah, be careful of the bright orange killer beans.

 

This good enough?

 

You're right, this website is a gold mine. However there are genuine and well intentioned things in there but just clicking on a random town and you'll find something

 

Council should be able to issue on the spot Heinz.

Who walks around with one sheet of kitchen roll? Seems odder to me than the haricot horseplay.

 

Careful. A pun like that acts like the Bat Signal to @The undeniable truth. He’ll be along soon with 57 more.

 

I'm reliably informed they're away but likely to Ketchup next week.

 

Thats's Saucey!

 

Don’t take the brown acid .

 

Electric scooter menace!

@curtaintwitcher47

I had 2 young lads on one scooter at the top of gasworks lane the other day pulled out from pavement and cut me up deliberately when I went to pull out and turn right then they drove along the road and pulled over onto path , no helmets and 1 had his hood up. Think the kids and parents need speaking to. They are clearly a danger and deliberately up to no good!


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@roger-dogger11

On the commons one night last week. Darkish night in black hoodies on them

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@concerned-motor-scooter

There are a few e-scooters around, and parents don't seem to know how dangerous they are.
I've been overtaken several times on my mobility scooter by one of these silent scooters (only way you hear them is when the riders are talking or shouting on their phones). Please don't buy these machines for your children, a boy almost lost his life while riding one!

 

To be fair, all riders of these are ****s.

 

There has been a new post every day this past week about a chicken who keeps escaping and running wild in the streets.

Who owns it. Why does it keep escaping. Is it trying to cross the road?

It's the talk of the village.

 

A little sage and onion plus 110 minutes at 180 degrees will sort this.

 

Read that 3 times, still not quite sure what the person is trying to say.

 

same. I mean, I get the overarching theme that someone was rude to someone, but not clear about much else. Also not clear why it's on FB instead of said at the time, in person.

 

This seems to be a common thing on FB. Rather than say something at the time they post on FB starting with "To the person..."

Cowardly ****s.

 

Well, tbf the poster may not have been present and perhaps her mother felt intimidated? I'm not sure I would describe that as cowardly.