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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

  2. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Please delete if not aloud Screenshot_20221005_130618.jpg
     
  3. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    POV: trying to get a fair trade in price for your veyron with no fuss.
     
  4. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Dammit!

    Saw a video on Facey yesterday of some idiot with a Bughatti trying to get over a small bump with a roof rack on his car.
     
  5. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

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  6. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

  7. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  8. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The ******** is probably a priority
     
  9. Knight GT

    Knight GT Predictor extraordinaire 2013/14

  10. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Much the same as in here. 'In the bath,' and 'under a tap'

    Chesham is a very sarcastic town. That's the only reason I joined. It's often quite brutal in that group.
     
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  11. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Bloodbath. As expected. Dreadful buying today. Samovar a rare high point.

    Izzie's BB must make a few quid though.
     
  12. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Whoops. Wrong thread.
     
  13. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

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  14. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

  15. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Think it's a weather warning.

    Red kite at night.
    Dogs runny *****.
     
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  16. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  17. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    The angle of the selfie tells you everything you need to know.
     
  18. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    I bet she'll later complain to family members about someone sending her unsolicited messages about her selling chairs and how facebook must have hacked her
     
  19. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I run a group for my village. About a year ago I let some woman join who claimed her grandad lived here.

    It's a quiet group with the occasional announcement about the Manor, one of the pubs or something at the church, but she spammed the group for weeks with posts about her grandad and how she visited as a child. Me and the other admin didn't know how to handle it, because she wasn't malicious, just crazy, and she wasn't doing any harm, apart from filling up the timeline.

    She had one of those terrible selfies.

    She got killed this year in a triple murder.

    Sometimes these things resolve themselves.
     
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  20. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    ******* hell I actually just spluttered and had laugh/coughing fit when I read that.
     
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  21. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Is this a confession?
     
  22. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I run my FB groups like I run my crew.
     
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  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

  24. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Olde style community networking, from ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers FB’.

    Harold wiv da angles now.

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  25. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    ‘Lunges at the pooch’

    Beautiful writing.
     
  26. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Pay at pump was down at my local petrol station yesterday so I had to go in and pay at the till like some sort of pleb….

    Old dear in front of me in the queue got a handful of lottery tickets out of her coat pocket and I immediately thought ‘****s sake I’m in a hurry’… first one the cashier scans he looks up and says ‘£140 duck!’

    I instinctively threw my arms up and shouted ‘Wahey!’

    She turned to me with tears in her eyes bless her and said ‘just in time for Christmas, I can treat the grandkids’

    Just warmed my heart a little.
     
  27. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Did she treat them to 5 litres of diesel with that?
     
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  28. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Funny you say that because there’s a housing estate round the back of that petrol station that has 24/7 fire marshals because of the amount of arson that goes on there.
     
  29. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    So 3.42857143 fire marshalls ?
     
  30. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    You see that's what happens if you get relocated under the Witness Protection Programme, and then choose to join the local community network and tell everyone your life story. I'd have really struggled to track her and her associates down without making the link back to her grandad.
     
  31. Cthulhu

    Cthulhu Keyboard Warrior Staff Member

    Or local cottage industry involving the filtration of red diesel through cat litter?
     
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  32. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Wow, in Leicester 140 quid will buy a house!
     
  33. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Yeah but the old dear must be in her late 30s. Not long around those parts before she reaches the end of the road. She doesn't want to be messing around with getting on the housing ladder at her advanced stage of life.
     
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  34. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Behold the majesty of this jodhpur, argyle and Croc combo witnessed in Aldi today.

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  35. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Wow. That’s the UK in one picture there.
     

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