Community networking

Please delete if not aloud

 

POV: trying to get a fair trade in price for your veyron with no fuss.

 

Dammit!

Saw a video on Facey yesterday of some idiot with a Bughatti trying to get over a small bump with a roof rack on his car.

 

Under a tap?

 

Hawaii's nice at this time of year.

 

The ******** is probably a priority

 

What are the two comments?

 

Much the same as in here. 'In the bath,' and 'under a tap'

Chesham is a very sarcastic town. That's the only reason I joined. It's often quite brutal in that group.

 

Bloodbath. As expected. Dreadful buying today. Samovar a rare high point.

Izzie's BB must make a few quid though.

 

Whoops. Wrong thread.

 

Is that code? Are the Russians invading?

 

Think it's a weather warning.

Red kite at night.
Dogs runny *****.

 

The angle of the selfie tells you everything you need to know.

 

I run a group for my village. About a year ago I let some woman join who claimed her grandad lived here.

It's a quiet group with the occasional announcement about the Manor, one of the pubs or something at the church, but she spammed the group for weeks with posts about her grandad and how she visited as a child. Me and the other admin didn't know how to handle it, because she wasn't malicious, just crazy, and she wasn't doing any harm, apart from filling up the timeline.

She had one of those terrible selfies.

She got killed this year in a triple murder.

Sometimes these things resolve themselves.

 

******* hell I actually just spluttered and had laugh/coughing fit when I read that.

 

Is this a confession?

 

I run my FB groups like I run my crew.

 

Well, this post has a sequel!

 

Olde style community networking, from ‘Angry People in Local Newspapers FB’.

Harold wiv da angles now.

 

‘Lunges at the pooch’

Beautiful writing.

 

Pay at pump was down at my local petrol station yesterday so I had to go in and pay at the till like some sort of pleb….

Old dear in front of me in the queue got a handful of lottery tickets out of her coat pocket and I immediately thought ‘****s sake I’m in a hurry’… first one the cashier scans he looks up and says ‘£140 duck!’

I instinctively threw my arms up and shouted ‘Wahey!’

She turned to me with tears in her eyes bless her and said ‘just in time for Christmas, I can treat the grandkids’

Just warmed my heart a little.

 

Did she treat them to 5 litres of diesel with that?

 

Funny you say that because there’s a housing estate round the back of that petrol station that has 24/7 fire marshals because of the amount of arson that goes on there.

 

So 3.42857143 fire marshalls ?

 

You see that's what happens if you get relocated under the Witness Protection Programme, and then choose to join the local community network and tell everyone your life story. I'd have really struggled to track her and her associates down without making the link back to her grandad.

 

Wow, in Leicester 140 quid will buy a house!

 

Yeah but the old dear must be in her late 30s. Not long around those parts before she reaches the end of the road. She doesn't want to be messing around with getting on the housing ladder at her advanced stage of life.

 

Behold the majesty of this jodhpur, argyle and Croc combo witnessed in Aldi today.

 

Wow. That’s the UK in one picture there.