Community networking

Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    The funny thing is, you think when they’re toddlers that it’s hard work and look forward to when they grow up and become “easier” - then they turn into teenagers and suddenly you wonder what you ever complained about :D.
     
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  2. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    Yes 4-9 years are the best, before that it takes too much planning just to go out, after that they think they know everything.
     
  3. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    As the proud keeper of a 7 and a 5 year old, I thank you for destroying my hope everything gets easier.
     
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  4. GoingDown

    GoingDown "The Stability"

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    Seriously, just be careful out there guys.
     
  5. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    That truly is phenomenal cobblers.
     
  6. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Sleep definitely returns!
     
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  7. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I like this one:

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  8. Maninblack

    Maninblack Reservist

    Perfect! I've been looking for something to join my half a shed to!
     
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  9. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    What colour was this black cat before it was died ? Did the poster die it ?
     
  10. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Top or bottom half of the shed ? Or left or right ? I need a left half of a shed after a DIY mishap involving a poorly stored can of unleaded.
     
  11. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Presumably Julie is a big fan of ‘Britpop’ veterans Shed Three and a Half.
     
  12. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Seeing some of the balsa wood sheds people tend to put up these days it could be literally any part of it.
     
  13. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    They missed the 4th one I'd hidden down my trousers.
     
  14. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    English or indeed Greek.
     
  15. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    seconded.
     
  16. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Half a shed sounds like it could have been one of those Tommy Steele cockernee musical numbers from the 1960s, where a large ensemble cast has a right old knees up dancing with their thumbs in their waistbands.

    Impoverished family man/inventor Tommy buys, much to the irritation of his wife, half a shed, but has the last laugh as he converts it into a flying car and his fortune.

    Half a shed, half a shed, he’s only gawn and bought half a shed!
    When his missus finds out he’s gonna wish he was dead!
    If they’d had half a Rolls Royce he could have bought it instead!
    Half a shed, half a shed etc build to crescendo, dancers arms wide open.
    Dum dum de der der, dum dum.

    Sid James cackles, shed collapses, cat runs off etc.
     
  17. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Maybe not quite community networking but still. [​IMG]
     
  18. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I'd like to think that I spotted a typo in your post, but somehow I don't think it is :D
     
  19. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    How would the bog deal with half a pound of mashed up Dundee cake?
     
  20. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    You have to admire the skill with which such folk can manoeuvre a large one into a narrow tunnel.

    If anyone is interested, there are many videos devoted to it online.
     
  21. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    It wasn't long ago that horses were involved. Think of the mess.
     
  22. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    :D
     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    The saniflo 130? Not a trace. Peace of mind for those with elderly relatives.
     
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  24. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    It’s a solid Bog.
     
  25. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    I just need to find the highest spot possible before posting this so that I can shout BOLLO*** at the top of my voice.

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  26. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    "...accomodates your needs for up to 12 people". That might be a bit tight ??
     
  27. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Exciting times.
     
  28. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Reminds me of this [​IMG]
     
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  29. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    Shall we tell them that dates are just numbers invented by humans to count the passage of time?
    Imagine what they’ll be saying in another 200 years! “All the 2s!”
     
  30. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Please be careful![​IMG]
     
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  31. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    Sharon’s so unimaginative. I’d have told the kids it was fairy beanspawn and they were fortunate to see it as it confers good luck.
     
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  32. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Thoughts and prayers.
     
  33. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Its no coheinzeidence. I'm told there's bean a lot of this about.
     
  34. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    Umpa lumpa eggs surely?
     
  35. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I imagine she's very cross. And blackwell.
     

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