Community networking

So, to cut to the chase: she prefers in person to virtual?

 

When I set up my fake account on there I randomly added people who were suggested by FB. Then once you get one nutter you get their friends and they just get worse. It's fantastic for 5 minutes of entertainment every day.

 

Until you realise these people have the vote.

 

How is the irony lost on these people that they’re posting virtually on a platform that has literally just been renamed Meta??

 

There was a recent bit of research by a BBC journalist where she set up a mildly misogynist Facebook profile for a man, rights for dads, boo to feminists, liberate men etc.

Within a short while she’d been introduced to a whole freak bucket of woman haters and provided with harder and harder content.

Bless those soc media companies eh?

 

Weird white women who think they're witches

 

Bet they all have diplomas in crystalopathy from the University of Woo, California.

 

I only know how to get rid of 9.

 

Having been on FB, I'd say that, whilst that's a possibility, it's not a probability.

These people are real and walk among us.

 

Which one of you did it?

 

Disgustin

 

I’m confused, they’ve been there, or they got delivery?

 

Hold onto your hats!

 

Hanging is too good for them, never a copper around when you need them, etc.

 

And when they do catch 'em, they only give 'em probation or something.

 

You get thrown in jail these days just for saying you’re English.

 

When did this come in?

 

After that Leicester fan went on the pitch at Forest on Sunday to prove his Englishness.

 

Yeah these days you get arrested and thrown in jail.

 

I’m never doing coke at a game again.

 

What? If you just say you're English, you get arrested and thrown in jail?

 

Love that sketch

 

Yes, these days if you say you’re English you’ll be arrested and thrown in jail.

 

Hold the front page!

 

How to get your child known as ‘Poo-Boy’ for the rest of his life. I’m sure he’ll thank his Dad.

 

This should be in the positivity thread, rather than bemoan his sons face getting smeared with dog excrement, he’s feeling lucky it didn’t go in his eye.

 

First comment on FB was pretty much this.

 

Just before and after, you’ll be fine.

 

Hold still son, daddy needs to take a photo to validate his meaningless life and then we’ll get that animal **** cleaned off your face okay buddy?

 

To be fair it is a serious issue which can cause blindness in kids. I can understand why they're trying to raise awareness but probably not the best way of going about it.

 

Yeah, you’ve not got any kids yet, do you?

Just wait, they’ll take you to so many dark places, you’ll be scrabbling for any chink of light.

I don’t think you’re a proper parent unless your response to a potentially dangerous, but so ridiculous nobody would ever believe it’s true, is making sure you take the time to document that it actually did happen.

Like that time my two year old daughter managed to escape from crib in the night, scale the kitchen counter, climb up the shelving to locate the medicine cupboard and proceed to munch down an entire month worth of my wife’s birth control pills. In the middle of the ******* night.

 

Haha first one due in July so I’ll keep you posted!

Take it your daughter was alright?

 

Hormone-riddled emotional wreck for about a week afterwards, and the most diabolical ***** aside, she was just fine.

Congratulations. Welcome to the dark side.