Community networking

Reading this thread makes me thankful that community life here is restricted to the confines of your small neighborhood.

Being a white family man with an alright job, I live in a neighborhood with other white people who have decent jobs. I’m told by my wife that neighborhood Facebook page is fairly high-brow. She found me a notary, and a neighbor who’ll build us a fence.

For equilibrium, she also follows the Aylesbury grapevine Facebook page, and frequently informs me of the goings on amongst the chavs and scumbags in the duck town I once called home.

 

Did you suggest she use a ladder?

 

First ever non-dox screenshot for me. Here goes.

 

Proddy?

 

I like those ones because the spotter always has a reason that they couldn’t intervene. I saw one the other day along the lines of, ‘there’s a dead cat in someone’s front garden on X road, I couldn’t stop and check the tag because I had the dog with me’..... usually they can’t do something because there’s a ‘screaming toddler’.

I like that this person has basically admitted to being too ******* bone idle to get off their arse and inform the security guard stood 20 yards away.

 

I'd come up with a super, hilarious response to this, but unfortunately I'm sitting down

 

And we'll all forget nothing about that incident

 

I look for clues as to who's Moog

 

Domingos says:

Don’t bother come to tesco rickmansworth now... road it’s blocked...

 

There's a snake disguised as a middle-aged woman making its way into the local tennis club. Should I be afraid?

 

It's just Nagini trying to hide a horcrux.

 

You lot don't know you're born:


Bev Weedon
10 February at 13:36


To the group of lads that got on the 23.50 train to Basingstoke at Clapham Junction last night ( the only name I got was Ali and he had a sleeve of Greek Gods ) thankyou. You made a miserable journey home from a great night out most entertaining for my grandson and me... P.s. We never did get to hear how to survive a velociraptor attack




Linda Westbrook
Conversation starter · 5 February at 17:23
Anybody now when the road is opening but leisure centre

And

 

Wonderful illustrations of your average Brexit voter and the failure of the British education system.

 

Would you say you prefer Janmaat or Holebas?

 

Mehul posts:

Is anyone getting salty water in the taps in Chorleywood

Moog????

 

Rachel says: " I can't believe how much this town has changed over the years crime was unheard of when I was in school"

Yes that's right, crime is a modern issue.

 

Louise commenting on an accident on the M25: "hope no one seriously hurt"

A little bit hurt is OK though.

 

Presumably someone has to pay for the delays caused to everyone else. In blood. But not too much blood.

 

The horror.................the horror....!

B&M is a joke I'm am so angry I was shopping in there store today with my mother who has IBS we asked a member of staff if she could use the toilet and she was refused even after we stayed that she has a medical condition we still got told no we asked for the manager and apparently they don't have one surly it's law to provide a toilet expecially for those who have disabilities they don't even have a disabled toilet and there customer skill are disgusting

 

I have IBS but this B&M the woman was suffering from sounds tortuous!

Hope she done a nice poo somewhere and feel a better xxx

 

This has become one of my favourite threads …………. keep 'em coming.

 

rip disabled toilets u r wiv da angles

 

your an idoit m8 she was talking bout her mum not her gammar

 

Jade goody, princes di, Jil Dando an disable toilets r wiv da angles. Xxx

 

Our last crabbing session (Hampton Pier) was a very last minute affair so in a rush I just threw a load of gear and some bait in the back of the car and set off. We arrived an hour before high-tide, parked and started to get clothing on and get the crab-nets ready. I discovered I hadn't bough any sort of "blade" with me and couldn't open the semi-frozen mackerel bait packets. A pair of coppers turned up, to search/use the nearby toilets, so I asked them if either of had a Swiss Army or Leatherman I could use to open the bait. One said yes and thanked me as he would then spend rest of the day stinking of fish. I handed him my (son's) RADAR key and told them to use the disabled toilet as it would definitely have hot water and soap in it. They returned the key to me complaining that the RADAR toilet was cleaner and better equipped than their (a) nick and (b) homes...

 

Andrew asks: We are new here.. But is it normal for counsel tax to be 270pounds per month in chorleywood?

Maybe ring the council Andrew?

 

Or check that out before you move into an area.

 

I am looking for a dog groomer ASAP please. My current one is very busy and my shichon cannot wait any longer unfortunately. Is there anyone available at all please?? Thanks

Buy a grooming brush and do it yourself you lazy cow

 

I was hoping someone could help me out. I am trying to track down a father and son who play the Bagpipes. We have had them at functions before but have lost their contact number. My husband seems to remember their names were both Syd. We would love the to play again at another function. We are sure they live on the new estate on the left of the roundabout after Aldi on Leicester Rd. Anyone any ideas??

Father and son bagpipe duo both called Syd, living on a small estate on the edge of Melton. Good luck love, you need to be more specific. I can scrape a knife against a blackboard for you if you can’t find them, it’ll sound as good as two sets of bagpipes.

 

I'm not on Facebook, but Mrs Beekayess is. She told me about the woman who moved into a house near a field, and then complained to members of the village Facebook group about how noisy the cows were ………..

Fortunately the general consensus was a lack of sympathy for her, on the basis that the cows were there first.

I look forward to retiring from work so that I can get irate about similarly important matters.