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Discussion in 'Taylor's Tittle-Tattle - General Banter' started by Diamond, Feb 7, 2019.

  1. Guy

    Guy Squad Player

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    Have just seen a cat by the side of the motorway. Looks like it's stuck but I couldn't get to it. Does anyone have any idea who it should be reported to?
     
  2. Otter

    Otter Gambling industry insider

    The RAC?
     
  3. The undeniable truth

    The undeniable truth First Team Captain

    Call the feline.
     
  4. lm_wfc

    lm_wfc First Team

    Was he wearing his 28th birthday boy badge or did they pop out and ask him how old he was while writing the post?
     
  5. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    Riveting stuff on daytime telly today.

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  6. Moose

    Moose First Team Captain

    At the same time Jeremy Vine’s show on Radio Two had grown adults ringing in to talk about how luvverly and pretty the snow was.

    Out brains are going to mush.
     
  7. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    The snow's turning to mush round here. Which is a shame. It looked so pretty this morning - just like a Christmas card - that I phoned Jeremy Vine to tell him about it
     
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  8. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    Before or after loading the dishwasher?
     
  9. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    In all seriousness I'm pretty sure that phoning Jeremy Vine to talk about the weather is only a short step up from posting anonymous comments on a football website
     
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  10. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    I used to know a bloke who washed his dishes etc in a washing machine with his clothes
     
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  11. Keighley

    Keighley First Team

    And then you met Mrs Lloyd?
     
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  12. Lloyd

    Lloyd Squad Player

    Actually, it was her. I was trying to protect her identity. She's in the kitchen boiling a cake at the moment
     
  13. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    I only post on here because Jeremy stopped taking my calls.
     
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  14. Hornpete

    Hornpete Squad Player

    I saw a program once where someone cleaned their toilet brush in the dishwasher...
     
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  15. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    It’s all kicking off on my local neighbourhood watch group this morning. It’s got a bit of everything this one. Kids, jealous ex, Covid, trying to get someone fired....

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    He goes on to post screenshots of text messages from all sorts of people, from what I can gather his ex has a new boyfriend and he’s thirsty for revenge. They seem like lovely people so I wish them all the best.
     
  16. hornmeister

    hornmeister Tired

    What language is that post in? I've got a feeling I don't understand Northern. Read it twice still haven't got a clue. Nice pork pies though.
     
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  17. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    My favourite bit is: “I’m not aloud...”.
     
  18. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Maybe there's an alternate language school we don't know about.

    This morning someone posted a video of water pouring over a canal lock. It got this reply from Lynn...

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  19. a19tgg

    a19tgg First Team

    There are a few posts today on my Nextdoor app about some proposed plans for ‘low traffic neighbourhoods’ essentially blocking some roads off with ‘modal filters’ that only let bikes through, to stop some residential roads from being rat runs.

    I must admit I don’t live in the area where these plans are proposed, however it seems like a good idea to me? Yet all the residents are up in arms, saying it’s dangerous for emergency services etc. I would’ve thought if you lived down one of these roads, making them no through roads would surely only be a good thing?
     
  20. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Within a minute of it being on the BBC...

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  21. HappyHornet24

    HappyHornet24 Crapster Staff Member

    If anyone wants a quick laugh, watch the clips on YouTube from the Handforth Parish Council meeting. I wondered why “Britney Spears” and “Jackie Weaver” were trending on Twitter last night. Anyone who likes “The Thick of It” (or “Parks and Rec” apparently) will appreciate it. My sister works in events (or at least used to, when events were still a thing) and has to deal with these kind of people all the time, god help her.
     
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  22. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

     
  23. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    It's asbolutely classic

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  24. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

    Funny bloke. Many moons ago he turned up in the local Gammonspoons and some local wag showed him a letter in the in the latest Viz Letterbocks page complaining how he should "...make up his mind about the pronunciation of his names...." and he launched into a 5 minute riff encompassing how "...[si;n bawn] was impossible to register with equity..." and "...[ʃawn bawn] was copyrighted..." and "...[si;n bi:n] was just daft..." etc.
     
  25. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    Does anyone else ever know what Bwood is going on about?
     
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  26. Bwood_Horn

    Bwood_Horn Squad Player

  27. wfcmoog

    wfcmoog Tinpot

    I know all the words, it's the way you put them together, interspersed with obscure references to a subscription website called Pop biach that confuses me
     
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  28. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

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  29. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    godnite sweet angle gon to rainbow bridge rip rip xxx
     
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  30. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    wiv da jaguers and da harambe xx
     
  31. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    You seem to be mining a rich seam of nonsense up there in Melton M.
     
  32. Filbert

    Filbert Leicester supporting bloke

    It’s a quite strange town.
     
  33. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

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    Highlighted FFS.
     
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  34. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    Oh dear...

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    Maybe that could be the new Super League logo?
     
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  35. Diamond

    Diamond First Team

    A week ago I created a fake Facebook profile. Why? Well I like to ask local advice on tradespeople and other bits that I'd rather not do on my main account, so an "alternate" account would be useful.
    So far I make a few posts daily and a bit of activity to make it look genuine. The game changer has been my friend requests. I've been targeting "nutters". With a few minutes work each day I now have over 100 people as friends who are all a bit "strange".
    This leads to reading stuff like this on an hourly basis...

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