Colonel Sir Tom - Your Circuit's Dead, There's Something Wrong...

Never a truer word written:

https://www.hannahingrammoore.com/brand-marketing-coaching



I was going to book a session but then I saw that they've gone woke and started employing non-Honkeys.

 

As if anyone would hire a marketing coach that can’t even spell “grammoore” correctly.

 

That's the thing isn't it. Quunts like this and Mone's biggest punishment is being disliked by the very hoi polloi that they hold in utter contempt anyway. So a bunch of people they don't know despise them. I am sure their millions and millions if ill gotten pounds are some comfort. These are psycopaths. They don't care what people think of them.

 

Yeah but do you think that shutterstock model actually works there? I bet their only diversity is a Polish cleaner.

 

This is too much!

 

It's what he would of wanted.

 

Full salute!

 

His charity has dumped him now:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx257pl7lkvo

 

The ones who get picked up and pushed by the media are usually connected in some way by someone inside.

What a coincidence the plummy grandad of the double-barrelled nuclear family with the large detached house got momentum and not the old boy who sits all day in a blanket on his scooter shaking his fundraising pot who started because it got him out the house to be less lonely.

 

'it has been renamed as The 1189808 Foundation.'

1189808 is such a forgotten issue. Glad they are tackling this unfashionable but important cause.

 

If you ring that number an AI version of Captain Sir Colonel Tom talks dirty to you.

 

I think the number refers to the quote they got to demolish the spa.

 

0118 999 881 999 119 725 3

 

If you say it backwards and slow it down it says "Lucifer is king. **** the donors"

 

I believe it may be a reference to the iteration of the WFC ‘singing(sic) section’ when Pozzo finally leaves the club.

 

You've got to give Ingram-Moore credit. Here she is, as a PR professional, giving a masterclass in how to not to handle a media interview:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cp3ylqlqex8o

 

Back in the news because the grifter has launched a self-help book. Think she should have launched a help yourself book instead as she appears to be an expert.

 

Can’t wait to read her autobiography and watch the film. Are they still selling the Sir Tom rum or whiskey or whatever it was ?

 

I bought 1000 copies of this!

 

Oh Christ! They're not doing.... they can't be.... surely not...

 

They started it!

 

https://www.masterofmalt.com/gin/otterbeck/captain-sir-toms-london-dry-gin/

Duffman says "ooooo yeah........"

 

Absolutely going in the jungle. Imagine her and Schofield talking about how it’s everyone else’s fault.

 

Imagine her explaining to the chap from Bucks Fizz and Abs from Five why they've got no food again after she failed to get s single star.

 

"During the war, my father, I don't know if you've heard of him by the way, had to endure rationing..."

 

Is it wrong that I hope someone digs into his military history and finds some skeletons.

Is that too much to hope for?

 

This ghoul should be exhumed and slung in the council tip.

 

Made herself look a right chump on LBC. Apparently the spa was going to include a small Capt Tom museum, so you could look at his medals as you soaked in the hottub.

 

Would be funny if he'd tried deserting from the front by doing 100 laps of the trenches

 

Setting up the charity is her biggest regret, because basically she got found out for being a crook!

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Grief-comp...ories-navigate-ebook/dp/B0DZ3RRD1J/ref=sr_1_1

Reviews looking good.

 

Funny how everyone gives it 1 star, except a few people posting with a single name like Chris, Benj, Mark who all call it insightful and give it 5 stars, without being a verified purchaser. Looks like she's been rallying a few troops to nudge the ratings up a bit.

 

I'm sorry but that is just not possible - this woman clearly knows the difference between right and wrong. I'm sure she wouldn't dream of doing something morally wrong like that.