Cigar Equivalent Of A Slow Bicycle Race

I used to partake in the King of the Leaf but haven't indulged for a few years now.

A bit slack that they didn't proof-read their own rules unless they really don't rate the Rocky Patel.

Do the winners spray everyone with ash?

 

Last one I had was in Vegas and the size of a Baby's arm. Took 3 sessions over 2 days and about 6 hours to finish it.

 

I had one of these Brick House Mighty Mighty Maduros once. The looks of disbelief and comments in my local's courtyard were highly amusing.



I think my overall favourite though were Bolly Royal Coronas, excellent full flavour:

 

Disgusting things

 

Never seen someone with such strong feelings on bicycles before.

 

They are quite 'Marmite' to some people. There was this attractive Scandi barmaid who worked down my local who was out collected glasses in the outside courtyard who commented: "What's that gorgeous smell?", "It's Me", I replied. LOL

 

If they smelt and tasted like marmite I'd chain them.

 

This is about as close as you're going to get to a Marmite cigar. It's a Marmite Tenor Cigar Box Ukulele.

 

Can’t decide if I love it or hate it.