Casque Rouge

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/f...nis-proposed-35m-bid-buy-Birmingham-City.html

As much as I detest the fat, builders hat wearing ****head, this would make games against Birmingham City rather interesting.

 

Is it April 1st?

 

Sullivan offers Bassini £33m to buy Birmingham…

Sullivan gains control if when Bassini fails to repay loan…

 

Difficult to imagine two more untrustworthy and unpleasant individuals.

Makes my tummy wobbly!

 

They cannot fail under the red hat AND Troy. Put money on promotion next season this minute !

 

It was a 3 year ban from 2013.

 

Birmingham - location of the Peaky Blunders

"From a gathering storm
comes a bald dumpy tw-at
In a dusty black suit
And a red hard hat"

 

This news has cheered me up no end. Couldn't give a stuff about relegation or Everton now.

 

The league's 'fit and proper person' test was always a bit of a joke but I presume they're not even pretending that they vet potential football club owners now

 

I think it now just consists of the one question - "Are you, or have you ever been, a Russian oligarch?".

 

Comedy gold! Lending Bas money, controlling two big-city teams when he fails to repay.... I wonder if Troy has expressed an opinion.

 

You say that, but they've asked you to search for any videos of him on social media and report back with your findings. Due diligence and all that.

 

Let's not lump Deeney in with this chancer.

 

"if the club's prospective buyer Laurence Bassini fails to repay the loan."



Bas is the kind of guy who in a game of poker would get 3 new cards if he was dealt a straight flush.

 

Making a *** of himself again.
https://twitter.com/talkSPORT/status/1537040473012985857

 

It’s actually cruel he’s allowed to go on these shows. He should have been sectioned years ago. He’s clearly mentally unwell. He speaks like a child, just making up things as he goes along. The thing that drives him is he wants to be “somebody”, but can’t see all the laughing behind his back every time he talks. One of the most bizarre people in football.

 

If he had £10 million he would be in Bangkok snorting cocaine and letting ladyboys play with his micro penis. I still have that video burned into my memory ffs.

 

Never watched it myself, the mental image was bad enough. Why did you submit yourself to that? Worse than water torture I would imagine.

 

Simon Jordan basically made him go full David Brent within 2 minutes on that phone call. Epic shithousiiing

 

Im'pretty sure he is now the Government's paymaster general.

https://twitter.com/Haggis_UK/status/1537375378586718208

 

The Ladywood MP is calling on the Government to block the Bas bid.

 

Best owner we've had since Elton. Birmingham will be lucky to have him. We punched well above our weight during his tenure and he was disgracefully treated by the Pozzos.

 

Wow. That was a catastrophic interview on the part of Bassini. It would be entirely unfair for the fans of Birmingham to have their club owned or controlled by him. There have to be minimum standards for owners. If Bassini qualifies, then something is entirely wrong.

 

You can't keep a good man down

 

Always entertaining.

 

Whats up with his voice? Sounds like he needs to blow his nose

 

Full of jizz

 

Bit too much loosener if you ask me

 

No way his acorn is reaching his nasal passage

 

well that’s a lie….as apparently he has a tiny little todger!