Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Aylesburyorn, Mar 1, 2021.
I think Cleverly might be injured, so this guy looks like a shoe in now whether he is **** or not
James Garner won't know what's hit him on Saturday. Expecting to see his old mates and then Carlos steams into him a minute after the ball has gone.
This is mental. I would rather play Dan Phillips. This guy has played three league games since the 2017/18 season. This can't possibly be true. Well apart from the fact we sign Lazar who is another non-playing footballer.
Fantastic article on Sanchez by Leventhal, everything required for the COGs to claim another victory.
Watched the game yesterday - CHECK
Had loads of other offers but chose us - CHECK
Knows a couple of the squad from passing in the corridor - CHECK
Played against Messi once - CHECK
Played youth football with a Man Utd player - CHECK
Has 2m Twitter followers - CHECK
'a fresh start in new surroundings' - CHECK
Admiration for Deeney?
To me this is the big one.
Working behind the checkout at his local Tesco or helping out at his cousin's petrol station would have been very tempting.
We should feel very proud.
Now Gosling and Cleverley are actually injured I look a bit stupid.
Playing hard and fast with the term 'in the squad' by including Cucho lol
Watford sign free agent Carlos Sanchez for the rest of the season | Watford Observer
He's signed. WO announce it first!!.....it's like the good old days.
Gino's launch of the HMSPISSTHELEAGUE
Carlos makes a valid attempt to save it but is out injured until the Summer.
WOW. An experienced Colombian international signs on a free. What a time to be alive.
I believe he will play on the wing with Zinc shifted to the middle, both supplying the ammo for the reborn Gray.
Not an issue. We are signing Paul Scholes as cover for Sanchez.
By first you mean a couple of hours after Adam Leventhal?
I was at the last game he played and he was awful. I'm not exaggerating when I say it was one of the worst performances from a pro footballer i've ever seen. He was overweight and unfit. He was also on 70K a week at West Ham...
Yeah but he has 88 caps for Colombia so we can ignore all that.
He played against England 3 years ago you know
Hopefully the timing of the announcement is completely unrelated to the extent of Cleverley injury.
Tom said in an Instagram post that his knee felt okay, but not sure when we'd know more.
And passed the ball to Cavani when he was 13.
7th highest in the all time rankings
We are probably just putting the final nail in Cucho's Watford career here to be fair - Zuniga was before his time so we've brought in another Colombian who can let Cucho know that this is a circus he wants no part of.
Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever.
This is a great signing and I'm going on Twitter to express my absolute coggery (and include a link to my blog) to my fake purchased followers. Might even do a pole.
Funnily enough Cucho has responded positively to the announcement on Instagram. A clapping hand emoji, no less
It’s a sarcastic slow hand clap.
Did he ever get it back?!
My 66 year old West Ham supporting client has just messaged me to tell me he's confident he'd beat Sanchez in a sprint. Good times.
Don't forget 'known to be a bright character who has a positive outlook on life'.
And his wife is an artist.
The new Lucas Neill
Welcome Carlos, and now for our next signing, ladies and gentleman please welcome Jack Rodwell.
He last started a game on 25/01/20 (and was subbed at half time, lol!).
He has been without a club for 8 months.
He's 35 years old.
We are the world's slowest team at integrating new players, how on earth is he going to be up to speed before the end of the season? He'll have to do his own pre-season first surely?
He's ready to go. Apparently Munoz is considering dropping Hughes for him.
I actually genuinely watched him play once whether it be at Villa or West Ham (some team in Claret) and he stood out as being exceptionally slow and poor. Looked way off Premier League standard and it's not often players stand out to me for being terrible.
But, they've noticed we're missing bodies in midfield and addressed with what is probably the best option of a bad bunch. Hopefully, he comes good, he doesn't have to do much, three or four 7/10 performances will be good enough. Smart fouls, regain possession and bring some work rate and experience to the dressing room. Simple.