[SIGNED perm] Carlos Sanchez

Discussion in 'The Transfer List' started by Aylesburyorn, Mar 1, 2021.

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  1. The Voice of Reason

    The Voice of Reason First Team Captain

    I think Cleverly might be injured, so this guy looks like a shoe in now whether he is **** or not :rolleyes:
     
  2. RS2

    RS2 Reservist

    James Garner won't know what's hit him on Saturday. Expecting to see his old mates and then Carlos steams into him a minute after the ball has gone.
     
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  3. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    This is mental. I would rather play Dan Phillips. This guy has played three league games since the 2017/18 season. This can't possibly be true. Well apart from the fact we sign Lazar who is another non-playing footballer.
     
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  4. WillisWasTheWorst

    WillisWasTheWorst Its making less grammar mistake's thats important

    shoo-in
     
  5. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Fantastic article on Sanchez by Leventhal, everything required for the COGs to claim another victory.

    Watched the game yesterday - CHECK
    Had loads of other offers but chose us - CHECK
    Knows a couple of the squad from passing in the corridor - CHECK
    Played against Messi once - CHECK
    Played youth football with a Man Utd player - CHECK
    Has 2m Twitter followers - CHECK
    'a fresh start in new surroundings' - CHECK
     
  6. UEA_Hornet

    UEA_Hornet First Team Captain

    Admiration for Deeney?
     
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  7. To me this is the big one.
    Working behind the checkout at his local Tesco or helping out at his cousin's petrol station would have been very tempting.
    We should feel very proud.
     
  8. RS2

    RS2 Reservist

    Now Gosling and Cleverley are actually injured I look a bit stupid.
     
  9. Hogg-DEENEY!!!

    Hogg-DEENEY!!! Squad Player

    Playing hard and fast with the term 'in the squad' by including Cucho lol
     
  10. hornetboy1

    hornetboy1 First Team

  11. Carpster

    Carpster Squad Player

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    Gino's launch of the HMSPISSTHELEAGUE
    Carlos makes a valid attempt to save it but is out injured until the Summer.
     
  12. Not an issue. We are signing Paul Scholes as cover for Sanchez.
     
  13. RS2

    RS2 Reservist

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  14. ForzaWatford

    ForzaWatford Squad Player

    I was at the last game he played and he was awful. I'm not exaggerating when I say it was one of the worst performances from a pro footballer i've ever seen. He was overweight and unfit. He was also on 70K a week at West Ham...
     
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  15. nornironhorn

    nornironhorn Administrator Staff Member

    Yeah but he has 88 caps for Colombia so we can ignore all that.
     
  16. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

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  17. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    He played against England 3 years ago you know
     
  18. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Hopefully the timing of the announcement is completely unrelated to the extent of Cleverley injury.

    Tom said in an Instagram post that his knee felt okay, but not sure when we'd know more.
     
  19. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    And passed the ball to Cavani when he was 13.
     
  20. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    7th highest in the all time rankings
     
  21. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    We are probably just putting the final nail in Cucho's Watford career here to be fair - Zuniga was before his time so we've brought in another Colombian who can let Cucho know that this is a circus he wants no part of.
     
  22. GoingDown

    GoingDown Pizza & Figs

    Yeah yeah yeah. Whatever.

    This is a great signing and I'm going on Twitter to express my absolute coggery (and include a link to my blog) to my fake purchased followers. Might even do a pole.
     
  23. WatfordTalk

    WatfordTalk First Team

    Funnily enough Cucho has responded positively to the announcement on Instagram. A clapping hand emoji, no less
     
  24. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    It’s a sarcastic slow hand clap.
     
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  25. Keighley

    Keighley Squad Player

    Racist.
     
  26. I Blame Bassett

    I Blame Bassett Squad Player

    Did he ever get it back?!
     
  27. NathWFC

    NathWFC First Team

    My 66 year old West Ham supporting client has just messaged me to tell me he's confident he'd beat Sanchez in a sprint. Good times.
     
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  28. Chumlax

    Chumlax Squad Player

    Don't forget 'known to be a bright character who has a positive outlook on life'.
     
  29. Burnsy

    Burnsy Squad Player

    And his wife is an artist.
     
  30. Ágætis Byrjun

    Ágætis Byrjun Reservist

    The new Lucas Neill
     
  31. a19tgg

    a19tgg Squad Player

    Welcome Carlos, and now for our next signing, ladies and gentleman please welcome Jack Rodwell.
     
  32. Steve Leo Beleck

    Steve Leo Beleck Squad Player

    He last started a game on 25/01/20 (and was subbed at half time, lol!).

    He has been without a club for 8 months.

    He's 35 years old.

    We are the world's slowest team at integrating new players, how on earth is he going to be up to speed before the end of the season? He'll have to do his own pre-season first surely?
     
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  33. RS2

    RS2 Reservist

    He's ready to go. Apparently Munoz is considering dropping Hughes for him.
     
  34. wfcSinatra

    wfcSinatra Predictor Choker 14/15

    I actually genuinely watched him play once whether it be at Villa or West Ham (some team in Claret) and he stood out as being exceptionally slow and poor. Looked way off Premier League standard and it's not often players stand out to me for being terrible.

    But, they've noticed we're missing bodies in midfield and addressed with what is probably the best option of a bad bunch. Hopefully, he comes good, he doesn't have to do much, three or four 7/10 performances will be good enough. Smart fouls, regain possession and bring some work rate and experience to the dressing room. Simple.
     
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